__WaterFox__ 636 Share Posted June 1, 2015 From psychotic rants to the subjugation of his own kins, Kalenz Uradir is the worst thing to have happened to the elven people since Iblees cursed us. I refuse to let the crimes oof this tyrant to be forgotten so I have compiled a book of the main aspects of his treachery Kalenz the Separator The deepest wound inflicted by this mad man was his odd delusion that forcing elves of different colored skin into their cities and subtly demanding with a sword that make a culture that put high elves as supreme. A , perhaps unwanted, affect of his backwards ideology is racist behavior between the children of malin. I recently witnessed this damaging wound while walking amongst my dark kin when some of them tried to have thrown out because I was lighter than them, that monster made them forget that we all have the same father. Kalenz the Tyrant Many wood elves remember when the mad man threw innocent elves, ones who were not soldiers and only guilty of being kin to those Kalenz hated. Who can forget how he yelled so loud and proud that he had tortured and poured gold into the eyes of the innocent, before throwing them from the walls. I myself was a victim, twice, of Kalenz's twisted behavior when he tried to have me killed for writing my mind. It was only through the pleading and logic of the Dove Druid Elorna that I lived, how ever my right hand was cast in gold and then I was thrown from the walls. He had wanted me thrown into the cacti but the guard took pity on me. The second time, I wrote to the high elves to see if they desired war, I wrote this in concern from their recent hostile actions. The mad mans response was to accuse me of the false crime of attempting to assassinate him and stirring up general trouble, while my kin did not believe the mad man's radical claims they still asked me to stay away from the city to prevent the lunatic from causing more trouble. Take it from someone who has suffered from the Tyrant. Kalenz is unfit to even look upon us. Kalenz the Insane What sort of mad man thinks it is a good idea to murder the king the Oren, the king of the strongest nation in Athera. Elves of all kind were slaughtered by angry human soldiers as a consequence of the mad man's actions. I simply cannot fathom how that screeching chicken could have come to the conclusion that killing King Vydra was a good idea, other than him simply being insane. Do you like green apples or red apples? I had a hard time placing the questioning of former Aniller Phaedrus under a category, but in the end I decided that insanity would be best. In all truth, who would accuse their greatest wood elven supporter of racial impurity (that was a crime that usually resulted in death) because he was too intelligent and base the decision of his preferred color of apple! In conclusion, Kalenz should be given no pardon or even a small chunk of bread for the ways he has harmed the children of Malin, may his crimes never be forgotten. A request of the author: I ask that others who posses knowledge of Kalenz's many other crimes or instances of his insanity should be shared, we must remember. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2763 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "Oh for God's sake, don't give the man the satisfaction of becoming an infamous figure, just let his name die out..!" Mithius annoyedly closes the book and places it in his bookcase to collect dust. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baconthief 682 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "They sow chaos where they wish to sow order. They give rise to injustice when they seek justice. Faeries of his ilk are without honor and cannot be trusted by those with any faith, moral code, or lawful and orderly ancestral teachings" "The eternal virtues of justice, order, and honor must always prevail. These virtues will be snuffed out when chaos and malice is brought on the backs of that which destroys its own culture, such as the faerie Kalenz Uradir" Mizz looks to the feral darkies, impure snarkies, and tavernite barkies around him. He'd then comment, under his breath. "Just as you destroy your own culture" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space 2335 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "Do one for Phaedrus." A bearded Elf tells the mass of people wherever whenever and however. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "And it only took dooming his own people and being exiled twice for the aheral to figure it out. Let's hope we don't need a third time to prove the charm." Says one bitter wood elf who retired life has not been good to. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford 1996 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "He was actually a decent man. Met him myself," Archibald comments aloud. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supremacy 3361 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "This isn't even grammatical" states Kalenz plainly in an undisclosed location. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
meg 1994 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Elene frowns, leaning on the windowstill and letting out a sigh. Memories come flooding back to her, in a rush, before she turns away, mumbling, "Let him die with time. Make effort to forget, rather than remember. Let his name become as known as mine is, even." She chuckles, grimly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfiazz 879 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "Phaedrus am ascended beyond the petty blah of twiggeh. He am no longer Phaedrus the Bronze Elf, Phaedrus the Genocider, or Phaedrus the Outcast. He am Gîrakûn, agh he soars above his kind. The words of a long-flat skah'r are of nub relevance to him or albai-kind." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__WaterFox__ 636 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 "The last time Kalenz was forgotten, he was re-elected. Either people are naive or just pansies" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rig 17591 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "You honor him by making him so important, niece." Utters a mali named Vulnir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__WaterFox__ 636 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 "Uncle, he won't be honored. He will only be remembered for his faults and mistakes, the crazy man everyone makes fun of in stories" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicWhaleShark 2488 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Phaedrus blinks a few times as Buubstikz rants for a couple moments, his brow furrowing at the fact that he is the subject matter. From the forge he shouts at Buubstikz. "What? They're doing what? --- Talking? No, no, what are they doing? --- Talking. Right, right." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted June 2, 2015 A lone halfling smiles, remembering the man he made tremble in fear of hugs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esterlen 4499 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Nelecar congratulates Kalenz as they live luxuriously in the afterlife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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