John Ivory 4547 Share Posted July 10, 2015 A notice is found nailed to the bulletin-board of Felsen. SEEKING WIFE. (FAR-FOLK NEED NOT APPLY.) (DISCLAIMER: NOT LOOKING FOR MEN. GODLY FELLOW.) NAME: Timothy of Locklear AGE: Twenty-one HEIGHT: 5'11'' BODY TYPE: Lean DIET: Sugary foods only DRINKS: Occasionally RELIGION: Canonist EDUCATION: None OCCUPATION: Bank manager, merchant INCOME: One bag of gold per year STATUS: Single OFFSPRING: Wants PETS: None SUMMARY: Loves life, like to make people happy, and loves to eat all day long. Sunsets are his favorite. Also enjoys walking down the beach on a full moon. Likes to go camping. Friends in high places. Enjoys using his hands. WHAT HE'S DOING WITH HIS LIFE: Wants to find someone to walk on the beach. To dive, and fish. Currently working part time lumberjack, full-time manager of the Felsen branch of the Denims-Therving bank. Owns a woodworking shoppe. WHAT HE'S GOOD AT: Fixing anything carriages, racing carts, and boats. Can fix just about anything. FIRST THING PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT HIM: "I bet this guy likes to fight." SIX THINGS HE COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT: Wood Right hand Money Bank Shoppe Love SPENDS A LOT OF TIME THINKING OF: Finding a friend, continuing the of Locklear line, spirituality. SPENDS TYPICAL JOMA NIGHT: Making sculptures, taking boat for a cruise, playing board-game Orenia Universalis. SEEKING: Fair-skinned maiden of Human descent, any hair, any eye-color. Submissive housewife. Must be younger or equal to age twenty-one. --- (A space below is left for those interested.) FOR INQUIRIES: 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungo 3965 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Willem de Wett comes forth as a suitor. -l- /\ 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireheart 2777 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Franz raises his hand as a volunteer before Winter would slap it down. Franz would nod at the announcement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Vsevolod suggests a suitable man. https://www.lordofthecraft.net/user/20066-vonebs/ Tim considers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Artimec swipes left. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThumperJack 927 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Demagol swerves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tirenas 677 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Cantonus smirks Savoyardly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford 1996 Share Posted July 10, 2015 (FAR-FOLK NEED NOT APPLY.) Archibald lets out a long and loud "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndikate 2303 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Enjoys using his hands.SIX THINGS HE COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT:1.) Wood2.) LoveTati might make good use of his hands 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Paul Ryan 1139 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Paul Jr. wipes a tear from his eye. "That feel when you've no fair maiden to rescue" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_mkkk_ 194 Share Posted July 10, 2015 "E-theHumanity or HotorNoTimothy?" Bonnie thinks... "Both good choices to s-say" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devland99 180 Share Posted July 10, 2015 "Hopefully he does not marry edgy wench with papa issues." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
youlovesocks 652 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Gregor refers Timothy of Locklear to the guru Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2890 Share Posted July 10, 2015 "mirtok no" -aengoth states Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitto 2312 Share Posted July 10, 2015 (FAR-FOLK NEED NOT APPLY.) Archibald lets out a long and loud "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..." Tven lets out a long and loud "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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