The "no More Staunton" Fund

[DagonsChosen 85]

[!] A young boy, accompanied by a large crowd of protesters stands in the square of Felsen. They hold up signs, sporting phrases such as "NO MORE STAUNTONS!", "WE PLEAD, STOP THE SPREAD!" or "HOW DO YOU BIRTH THREE CHILDREN WITHIN ONE YEAR?" [!]

 

[!] The young boy, dressed in expensive clothes and good leather boots, carries a clipboard, and a large list. He adresses every citizen, every man and woman who passes him [!]

 

"Please, sir, madam, can you make a contribution to our campaign? It is for the good of Oren and its people! Just give us your signature." [!] He offers them the list, and a quill [!] "And consider making a donation to our fund! The money will be used to educate Stauntons and prevent them from mating like rabbits. Just leave your donation at your local banker, and tell him it is for the "No More Staunton" fund. He'll deposit it properly!" ((Send to vingmx))

 

[!] The boy then goes on chanting with the crowd [!]

 

"STOP THE STAUNTON SPREAD! WE PLEAD, STOP THE SPREAD!"

[lawnmowerman 3040]

"Well I mean, they are rabbits, I guess we could hunt them, no?" Samuel blabbered out loud, polishing his war-spear, then signing!

 

Alric gives a hoarse chuckle, rubbing his hands anxiously, raising his pitchfork up with a warcry, signing soon after with a mighty shout "I'm the Staunton slayer!"

 

 

 

 

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[Malocchio 983]

Alessandra simply nods, around twenty times, even, smirking maliciously to herself. 

[Katiesc 130]

"Oh my.." Klara de Bar muttered with little interest in the matter, "They do have a problem of falling off roofs indeed.."

[Rig 17590]

Kairn Calithil, wood-elven guard decides one day that mayhaps he'd best go to Oren. Once he arrives, he blinks before eventually joining the anti-Staunton rally. "What do we want! When do we want it!?" the comical elf exclaims. 

[Thomas 3014]

Alexander, having recently been used as a body cushion for a falling Staunton child, almost instantly started cheering "Here here!" he bellowed, his hand placed on his stomach. "End the virus before it spreads!" 

 

The Daeryn smiled brightly before wandering forth, and jotting his signature down on the petition almost instantly.

[Halsi 381]

Camile gave a nod of agreement.

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

Bryce while visiting the capital see's the young boy protest "The Staunton's must go..." he would say agreeing with everything said

[Ford 1996]

Archibald nods and utters a single word.

"Purge."

[Vrarrdata 205]

Amethu shakes his head to the commotion.

 

"Percival & George have been my brothers for years, I will not betray them, for some reason, /THEY/ made my life stable." 

 

He scratches his chin when he walks off.

 

"How /do/ they get some many offspring?" he muttes while returning to his duties

[osumanduas 1442]

A stranger would say

 

"Remove the Stauntons!"

 

"Remove that stranger too while you're at it." says Adelric

[Delrof 381]

"There is no need for zhis, ve should just send them into the voods to mate like the savages they are, then ve shall have a grand hunt.. releasing ze dogs upon them." snorts Ragnar

[Ragadorus 113]

"I support this."

Alister might say.

[Birdnerdy 1539]

"I support this."

Alister might say.

"Me too." says Ecthallion. 

[Heff 2460]

"Me three" says Basil