Coaster 2086 Share Posted July 31, 2015 *post it notes are placed all across the entire world in every discernible location YOU THERE! YES. YOU! Are you a King facing open rebellion? An aspiring conqueror hungrily eying your neighbors? Or even an ambitious lordling in fierce competition for domination over your peers? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER! RE-INTRODUCING: FELIX!!! FELIX!! Felix! WORLD RENOWNED MERCENARY AND TACTICAL GENIUS EXTRAORDINAIRE! WITH EXPERIENCING LEADING FIERCE RAEVIR AXES FOR HIRE IN THE ZION AND BLOC WARS AND COUNTLESS OTHER BATTLES AND CAMPAIGNS FROM THE SANDS OF THE CALIPHATE TO THE ICY CAPS OF DWARFSKI LAND FELIX HAS ALL YOUR NEEDS BOTH STRATEGIC AND IN MATTERS OF INTRIGUE! THIS MAN IS A PROBLEM SOLVER, AND WITH HIM AT YOUR SIDE - NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! SPECIALITY SKILLS INCLUDE : - PLOTS AND PLOTTING - LEADING ARMIES AND REFORMING MILITARY UNITS - GIVING GREAT ADVICE BOTH ON THE BATTLEFIELD AND IN MATTERS DOMESTIC OR INTERNATIONAL - EXCELLENT DRINKING COMPANION! SO GET YOUR MINA PURSE OUT NOW, BECAUSE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY THIS SWASHBUCKLING HERO IS AVAILABLE FOR HIRE INTO YOUR COUNCIL/MILITIA/READING GROUP! SO BE QUICK, WHILE THE OFFER LASTS~!!!!! FELIX!!!!!!! FELIX!!!!!!!!!!! FELIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *the note ends 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
big narstie 1700 Share Posted July 31, 2015 i will hire you sir felix Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster 2086 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 SEND OFFERS TO MY P.O BOX AT 123 FELSEN STREET (PM ME) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker 4556 Share Posted July 31, 2015 "Hey, that's me!" Felix is sent a letter. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireheart 2768 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Franz takes notes of the effective advertisement format. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulgaria is white 458 Share Posted July 31, 2015 A letter is sent to the veteran mercenary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster 2086 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 *the post is updated BIDDING HAS BEGUN AT 6,000 MINA (plus housing an amenities) FOR A 2 YEAR CONTRACT ((2 weeks)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I have been authorised by the King of Skravia Rocco Romstun I, to offer you a duchy in the Kingdom of Skravia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster 2086 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 BIDDING ENDS AT ((12:00 AM EST/ 15 MINUTES FROM NOW)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster 2086 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 After some deliberation and consultation with top lawyers, Felix INC congragulates: KING OLIVER SAVOIE on his brand new FELIX_MERCENARY_COMPANION Thank you to all bidders!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCmarine 11 Share Posted July 31, 2015 *reads the poster and laughs at the absurdly hilarious poster, wondering if the person is serious or not, then notices the amount he was hired, and the offers he was given "Huh. He is serious." laughs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Womping Wizard 400 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Trade Completed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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