DanDan420 90 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) So I want to know everyones daily routine to keep in my thick 364 red covered and tanned brown paged booklet. Jerking your salami rods does not count as a routine... If you find that disgusting please watch more South Park and on the bright side I censored it... My daily routine on a week day: 1) Set 7 alarms: One at 4:30am one at 5:00am, one at 5:30am, one at 5:45am, one at 6:00am, one at 6:30 and then one at 7:00am. 2) Get in my silver silk nightgoun and play my ipad for a bit.3) Go to bed.4) Wake up, even after my alarms have gone off I manage to fall back to sleep until 7:40am5) Brush my teeth, get on my school uniform: Blazer, tie, trousers, smart shoes, shirt etc.6) Spray on some Aftershave for dem ladies son7) Watch the news, I dont actually watch the news it just has the Time in the corner so I like to have it on.8) Do any last minute homework before I leave.9) Phone my three friends before I leave.10) Leave at 8:10am11) Meet my friends at local park thats very creepy during the early mornings and I beg to God I am not the first one there.12) Go to school.13) Play football before bell rings14) Have lessons15) Wait for my friends at the gate16) Go home17) Cook myself something18) Wait for mah mumma to come home19) Go jogging around my block at 6:30pm20) Play my PC 21) Shower22) Get ready for bed23) Repeat. Edited November 22, 2015 by DanDan420 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo 1852 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1) sleep2) eat3) play fallout4) repeat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnmowerman 3040 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1. Die.2. Revived.3. Be killed by DiscoLiquid.4. Die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) 1) Wake up2) Cry at the futility of life3) struggle with my inner demons as my trembling fingers hold a gun to my head, trying to muster the strength to pull the trigger4) fail to pull the trigger5) go to a school I hate to study a major I have no interest in with people who annoy me6) get home and find salvation of my miserable existence in an online world7) Go to sleep I'm just kidding my life is great Edited November 22, 2015 by 吳憾戰士14 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetor 1550 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1. wake up2. play League3. be a jungle god4. feed5. get challenjur6. meme forums Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um 530 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1. wake up2. be cool.3. be cooler4. be coolest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cave_Creature 467 Share Posted November 22, 2015 -Cry-Roleplay-YouTube-Maybe draw something?-Mostly cry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp 528 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) -wake up-Go on lotc-Get told that Felsen got delayed a 1000th time-Gets robbed by orcs-gets ooc drowned while afk-gets told that GMs cant do **** about it-cries-dies by dwarves-smithy world edited along with all chests-Auction npc gets deleted carrying his precious wares-modreqs it-same mod as before tells that nothing can be done-cries-gets riped in panini by orcs for the 1000th time in 2 hours-dies again by elves-little edgy 8 year old tries to rob me- i break the kid's bow-guy thinks i was rapping her-little fuckwit lies-i run away- i go to sleep thinking that i should kill myself Edited November 22, 2015 by KanjiAbarai Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekkore 641 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Weekdays:1.Wake up2. Go back bed3. Get back up knowing you have to go to school4. Go back to bed5. Eat6. Repeat.Weekends:1.Wake up2.Eat3.Go on PC for 8 hours4.Sleep5.Repeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinn 5146 Share Posted November 22, 2015 - Wake up and realise it's school day- Muffle my cries to the pillow- Do that one last homework I know I didn't finish- Gets distracted by skype or lotc- Ends up doing homework in the car- Possibly keeps chatting on skype throughout the school days- Weep at the fact that all the good things happen in lotc whilst I'm in school- Get home as soon as possible.- Lotc, weep at my timezone....................................................................................................... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
big narstie 1701 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1) wake up2) get in the shower hop out fresh as a daisy43) slap my rollie on my wrist looking fresh4) get in my f4305) go on the pull6) mash up gal like rico strong7) have me din dins8) go on the pull again9) set a firework off in morrisons car park10) chirpse11) go to sleep 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Ivory 4546 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1) sleep2) eat3) play fallout4) repeatERROR: 500 reputation required to view this post. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porko 397 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1: Inhale memes2: Wheeze3: Repeat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmat 7460 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1) wake up2) get in the shower hop out fresh as a daisy43) slap my rollie on my wrist looking fresh4) get in my f4305) go on the pull6) mash up gal like rico strong7) have me din dins8) go on the pull again9) set a firework off in morrisons car park10) chirpse11) go to sleepGlad there's a man after my own heart 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savoyard 263 Share Posted November 22, 2015 1. wake up2. fap3. sleep4. repeat 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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