For Whom The Bell Tolls

[Kaiser 2347]

The Halfling would wake not to rings this morn, but to shock. The old Lenfarthing bell is long gone, carefully screwed from the hinged, losted off by, you'd guess, at least two young Halflings.

 

 

The Only Thing left behind is a pinned note, written in elegant black ink.

 

"Dear Halflings.

 

For too long have you owned this old bell, this symbol of Halfling cunning. Long ago, my forefather, the Sky Thief, stole this bell for Lenfarthing, reaping the old gold and sweet cherished gain. No longer does it stand for what it was, it is but a former glory. I will bring back our old tradition, I will bring us wealth, and I will make us famous again, as thieves, and pickpockets, as sly, mischief scoundrels. Make it known if you are friend or foe to my hands, Halfling brothers, because otherwise, you too are at risk of losing your wealth.

 

-A Mad Dog"

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

Faiz Kharadeen supports all halfling endeavours.

[Rig 17584]

Kairn Calithil scratched his head, "'Mad dog'?" He questions incredulously, "I didn't do anything this time."

[Kaiser 2347]

1 minute ago, Kebab said:

Kairn Calithil scratched his head, "'Mad dog'?" He questions incredulously, "I didn't do anything this time."

 

"What kind of person is named Mad Dog that isn't a halfling?" the infinite knowledge that he is squeaks to himself.

[Sky 0]

Finlay mourns the loss a moment before speaking aloud to the gathered citizenry. "We be halflin's, nah are we t'ieves or pickpockets. We be peaceful folk, t'is clearleh is t'ah work o' a mad'dun. Be careful nay'bours o' mine, be wary o' t'eh mad'dun."

[verfumbo 47]

"Time marches on!"

[Rudi 1747]

Rudi would tug at his uncle Nics' shirt "Uncle Nic! Is a 'mad dog' , a dog wit'out anne' balls?"

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Andwise could only wonder what this accomplishes..

[Lekuma_ 34]

Gilbert scratches his head "halflin' wealth?"

[ForeverGinger 148]

Perdric Wanderwine grins as he reads the note "Alrigh', I' wusn't me this time!"

 

[Lekuma_ 34]

"Hmm, I'd like ter meet wit' this 'mad dog' maybe w'en 'e steals somet'ing else 'e can pop in" Gilbert says

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.