The Dwarven Drinking Contests

[Skippy 2466]

 

"Wot point is t'ere ov being a dwarf if yeh are nae competitive?"

 

Ever since history was recorded, the dwarves of Urguan were known to be one of the most competitive out of the four main races. From war to physical labor, dwarves will do anything to just simply win. This carries on to more casual activities, such as brawling or ale drinking. Dwarves who are able to keep down the most ale are considered the strongest and most manliest of the dwarves. Typically the most talented ale drinkers eventually become greater dwarves - Skippy Irongut for example, renowned for his gut capable of downing multiple kegs of ale, later became Grand King of the Dwarves in Vailor. Every day dwarves can be found competing to become the champion ale drinker.

 

How to play:

1) Both dwarves take a seat, facing each other at a table. Alternatively you are both facing a bartender while sitting at a bar.

2) There will be best 3 out of 5 rounds for standard ale drinking contests, but first to 5 also works.

3) Both dwarves receive the same amount of ale, and down it at the same time.

4) After both dwarves drink their ale, they both /roll 30. The winner of the round is decided by whoever rolls the higher number.

5) The loser of the roll has to reduce their next roll by 5 next round while the winner keeps their roll the same. This repeats until one dwarf is left conscious.

 

Drinking Contests:

Multiple drinking contests will be held at the feast this stone week [[THIS Friday!]]. Make sure to attend, you may make some quick minas off of being naturally talented!

 

[[If you have any suggestions on more fun ways to run this event, please suggest! I had a really good system before, but I forgot how it went so this is the closest I got to remembering it. Happy drinking!]]

[Aengoth 2890]

Aengoth begins to try to attach a discreet straw to a Dungrimm mask within the confines of his office.

[Yankee 130]

After reading the note regarding the drinking contest Vidar chuckles to himself "T'is sounds loike a good'un!" he sits back in his chair, picking up his tankard he chugs his ale "Ah'll make sure ahm t'ere." 

[Legoboy7984 3155]

Agnar looks to Thorgran.

"Maybe we can 'ave a rematch?"

[Skippy 2466]

16 minutes ago, legoboy7984 said:

Agnar looks to Thorgran.

"Maybe we can 'ave a rematch?"

"Anehtoime, Agnar, HAR HAR HAR!" Thorgran chuckles.

[Crowbill 493]

"Heh, seems loike fun!" Hellio says while reading a pamphlet (Because for some reason there is now an abundance of pamphlets) heading back home.

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