Pun Thread

[SpodoKaiba 612]

1 minute ago, Supahdat said:

(LAUNDRY DETERGENT PUNS FTW)

I was at last place in this pun contest so I was feeling kinda DOWNY. But looks like the TIDE has turned. Sorry I'm treating this contest like a SOAP opera I might as well take my ARM and HAMMER and smash my computer. By the way does this count as a WIN?

Seven points, +2 for knowing more detergent brands than any one man should

[Wavey 2568]

HOLY **** I'M HEATING UP THIS THREAD MY PUNS ARE ON FIRE

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Supahdat said:

HOLY **** I'M HEATING UP THIS THREAD MY PUNS ARE ON FIRE

Two points

[Beordan 219]

I'm sorry I spent so much time on this thread. But like a banana, it's just so appealing.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Varian said:

I'm sorry I spent so much time on this thread. But like a banana, it's just so appealing.

Four points 

[Larry Shortoak 297]

I think this might be my most favorite thread.

~*~

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Larry Shortoak said:

I think this might be my most favorite thread.

~*~

It's a rep farm turned best thread on the forums 

[sneLf 314]

this is not really punny... I mean you have to be the /lord/ /of/ /the/ /craft/-ing of the puns

 

[garentoft 9265]

honestly my life is ******* over after looking at this thread i have nothing else to say

 

you're all commies

[trinn 5135]

I gotta say... all these puns are pretty cool. I just want to eat it all up.

haha frost witch puns @Halsey

[Eranikus 348]

57 minutes ago, Gusano Arentonio said:

honestly my life is ******* over after looking at this thread i have nothing else to say

 

you're all commies

I thought our puns were sans-sational but it looks like they're giving him a temmie-ache. Guess he shouldn't have skipped the tu-toriel. I know the Undertale puns are overdone, but I couldn't help but take the frisk.

[garentoft 9265]

18 minutes ago, Eranikus said:

 

1 hour ago, Gusano Arentonio said:

honestly my life is ******* over after looking at this thread i have nothing else to say

 

you're all commies

I thought our puns were sans-sational but it looks like they're giving him a temmie-ache. Guess he shouldn't have skipped the tu-toriel. I know the Undertale puns are overdone, but I couldn't help but take the frisk.

 

honestly just put a bullet in my valentine

[Eranikus 348]

6 hours ago, Gusano Arentonio said:

honestly just put a bullet in my valentine

Oh, it's on.

 

I'm going to bring you to your breaking point with this, the last fight. I'm living life on the edge of a knife while you're still looking for a place where you belong. Forever and always I'll make your dignity disappear. Time to say goodnight because you're dead to the world. You want a battle? Here's a war. You're waking the demon and raising hell, now its time to scream, aim, fire. 

 

*drops the mic*

[SpodoKaiba 612]

13 hours ago, TheSilentFriend said:

this is not really punny... I mean you have to be the /lord/ /of/ /the/ /craft/-ing of the puns

 

Four points

[Weabootrash 412]

im disgusted 

these arent even punny