The Order of Arugula

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 The Order of Arugula

 

The Order of Arugula is a powerful organization full of Halflings dedicated to their lore savior, the daemon Arugula. 

It is said those who are most devoted to its power receive the most ultimate power, the power of the Munchkin.

"Come out come out wherever you are

To meet the lady who fell from the star"

To find our wretched base you must follow the yellow brick road, to where you will find the glorious sea temple

and our decadent leader Julianna Ticklecrotch will greet you

Welcoming you to the home of the sea, the land of the emerald city. 

 

In our myths she is a powerful sea squid, 

pulling entire cities into the depths of her

oceanic hell.

 

 

To join, please fill out the information below

 

Name:

Age:

Race (Must be Halfling):

Magic or Blade:

Do you own a katana?:

How tall are you?:

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin:

 

Side note, we are NOT Cthulu, please stop 

trying to oppress our religion

you don't understand all of our

untapped power.

[Kvasir 1121]

Name: Kvasir

Age:  24

Race (Must be Halfling): Halfling

Magic or Blade: Shovel

Do you own a katana?: no

How tall are you?: 6'9

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: all of it

[Lhindir_ 3691]

                                                                     Name: Jorry Pindleweed

Age: 21

Race (Must be Halfling): Halfling

Magic or Blade: Blade

Do you own a katana?: Three, that I can Tri-wield

How tall are you?: 3'5

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: I'm p gud, like 7/8m8

[Golin'Dar 151]

Name: Snagagoth Snawt'Ox

Age: 52

Race (Must be Halfling): Green Halfling (Goblin)

Magic or Blade: Shovel

Do you own a katana?: I'm the Slavelord of the Uzg, ofc i have slaves with Katanas

How tall are you?: 3'8 (very tall Halfling)

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: Cactus Green / 10

[_Jandy_ 3519]

 

Name: Fatty Bobins

Age: 25

Race (Must be Halfling): Halfling

Magic or Blade: Shovel...

Do you own a katana?: Not currently

How tall are you?: 2'6

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: 4.7

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Just now, _Jandy_ said:

 

Name: Fatty Bobins

Age: 25

Race (Must be Halfling): Halfling

Magic or Blade: Shovel...

Do you own a katana?: Not currently

How tall are you?: 2'6

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: 4.7

 

Just now, ☭ Comrade Ka4xid ☭ said:

Name: Snagagoth Snawt'Ox

Age: 52

Race (Must be Halfling): Green Halfling (Goblin)

Magic or Blade: Shovel

Do you own a katana?: I'm the Slavelord of the Uzg, ofc i have slaves with Katanas

How tall are you?: 3'8 (very tall Halfling)

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: Cactus Green / 10

 

4 minutes ago, roachkiller911 said:

                                                                     Name: Jorry Pindleweed

Age: 21

Race (Must be Halfling): Halfling

Magic or Blade: Blade

Do you own a katana?: Three, that I can Tri-wield

How tall are you?: 3'5

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: I'm p gud, like 7/8m8

 

4 minutes ago, Kvasir said:

Name: Kvasir

Age:  24

Race (Must be Halfling): Halfling

Magic or Blade: Blade

Do you own a katana?: no

How tall are you?: 6'9

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: all of it

 

"Ye all be accept'd!" 

Howls Julianna Ticklecrotch from her

ashen throne, adorn in barnacles

and seaweed. 

[Angmarzku 1251]

"I wish I could die..." Says the shadowy, unfortunately immortal being once more with a dark tear dripping.

[JEEGK 1367]

"Please put me back on the FM team........." stated a random teenager that is sleep deprived.

[Runabarn 1028]

Name: Salty Sally

Age: 246

Race (Must be Halfling): Dark elf disguised as halfling

Magic or Blade: A magic blade

Do you own a katana?: I made my own out of a meteor

How tall are you?: 3'1 (When crouching)

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: I invented Shloggin

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2 minutes ago, Whimsylicious said:

Name: Salty Sally

Age: 246

Race (Must be Halfling): Dark elf disguised as halfling

Magic or Blade: A magic blade

Do you own a katana?: I made my own out of a meteor

How tall are you?: 3'1 (When crouching)

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: I invented Shloggin

"'urray! Moaaaaaare people!

Accepted!"

[Harri 4815]

Name: harison

Age: 17

Race (Must be Halfling): caucasian

Magic or Blade: i watched harry potter once

Do you own a katana?: my mum says they're dangerous but there's one from naruto i really want

How tall are you?: bigger than my brother but shorter than my dad

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: idk im new

 

pls accept me :DDDD

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

Someone in the Dreadlands bursts out laughing at the surname 'Ticklecrotch.'

[Man of Respect 5471]

Name: L00SERK1LLER

Age: 2016

Race (Must be Halfling): I am a dogger from Snow Elvia

Magic or Blade: Magic Blade

Do you own a katana?: I have a collection of katanas

How tall are you?: You have to ask mom

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: what's that lol 10 anyways coz i'm best on everything

[drfate786 1690]

Alifer Amice stirs in his his sleep knowing that someone is memeing the crimson cult, he wakes up cringing. Angered by this group of amateurs he grabs his dual bladed katanas of doom and adorns his icy armor of legendary edge, he backlfips out his house to go kill the Halfling witch that killed his parents.

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2 hours ago, Man of respect said:

Name: L00SERK1LLER

Age: 2016

Race (Must be Halfling): I am a dogger from Snow Elvia

Magic or Blade: Magic Blade

Do you own a katana?: I have a collection of katanas

How tall are you?: You have to ask mom

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: what's that lol 10 anyways coz i'm best on everything

 

5 hours ago, HB_ said:

Name: harison

Age: 17

Race (Must be Halfling): caucasian

Magic or Blade: i watched harry potter once

Do you own a katana?: my mum says they're dangerous but there's one from naruto i really want

How tall are you?: bigger than my brother but shorter than my dad

How good are you on a scale from 1-10 at Shloggin: idk im new

 

pls accept me :DDDD

 

 

Julianna sits within her temple

muttering under her breathe,

her throat thick with tar she'd 

begin  to speak the words.

"Accepted"