Let's Play Lone Wolf

[Hiebe 2493]

Stay lol we are brave

[CowsGoMoo 267]

Stay.

We're stupid and we have nothing to lose!

. . .

Except our life.

[Αμφίονας 41]

I really think the moment that door closes **** will happen. I do not know but a door marked with hundreds of skeletons symbols must mean something about this room. The moment the door closes another trap will be activated and we will have to gues what to do accordingly.

So I say, let's stay and find out! :D

[James Undercroft 129]

We aren't indiana jones, no amount of hat pulling will save us this time.

I vote we stay xD

[pi4t 6]

Well, I don't know. We are basically a fantasy version of jedi...

Anyway, we stay.

256

The door crashes shut, sealing the exit to the passage outside. Gradually you become aware of a vibration in the floor; but it lasts for only a few seconds and is followed by a dull click. Your gaze is drawn back to the black monolith. A crack has appeared in its surface. It runs the entire circumference of the slab and it is getting wider and wider.

If you wish to prepare for combat, turn to 217.

If you decide to press yourself into a corner of the chamber and take cover beneath your cloak, turn to 7.

Out of the frying pan...into the fire?

H+1 21/22

[CowsGoMoo 267]

Hide.

No, don't stand in front of that crack!

No, lower that stupid sword! Fudging hide!

No... stop getting into that ready for combat position...

No... DON'T YOU DARE SWING AT THE AIR, AS IF YOU'RE PRACTICING HOW TO HIT MONSTERS.

LOWER THAT GOD DARN SWORD, DROP IT ON THE GROUND, JESUS!

HURRY UP AND HIDE IN THAT CORNER.

NO! STOP, STOP WAVING THAT SWORD AROUND!

OH GOD, we're in a GOD DAMN ICY CAVE THAT GOES ON FOREVER, how the hell would we even get out if you're FIGHTING every FIVE MINUTES?!

O-Okay Mr. Character, l-let's just calm down alright? You should probably hide and cover yourself with a cape, you'll blend PERFECTLY with the wall. The monster wouldn't even see you! What?! No... You can't kill it! It'll be FUDGING GIGANTIC. What the heck are you doing?! No! STOP! NO! WHAT?!

OH GOD, THE CRACK IS GETTING WIDER, FUDGING RUN.

. . .

Seems like our character is too dumb to hide.

I guess we fight.

[Lupus 14]

Hide.

WAIT. no prepare to fight the crack.

[Hiebe 2493]

Fight like baws!!!

[James Undercroft 129]

Rofl Cowsgomoo.

I agree, let's smack this thing in the face so hard its grandmother feels the impact!

(It's grandmother is having a holiday in Hawaii. Don't ask me how I know.)

[pi4t 6]

And we were so close to full E, too...

217

The monolith suddenly explodes, sending hundreds of razor-sharp shards screaming through the air. You are pierced by the stone shrapnel and thrown to the far wall by the sheer force of the blast. You lose 10 ENDURANCE points.

If you are still alive, turn to 154.

...

I disclaim all responsibility for that injury. It was entirely your fault :P

We lose 10E = 11/22

H+1 12/22

154

You are bleeding very badly from a wound in your right leg. It seems as if the flow of blood will never stop, so you tie a makeshift tourniquet around your thigh. You stagger to your feet and survey the damaged chamber.

The monolith must have been designed to guard against or ensnare trespassers. A powerful glyph, which is a spell of explosive power, was obviously placed on it long ago.

You notice a panel in the north wall has opened to reveal a darkened exit from this chamber.

If you wish to explore this new exit, turn to 145.

If you wish to try to open the door by which you entered, turn to 242.

Yeah, even trying to fight a massive stone monolith was probably not a good idea. Well, I think I know which way the vote will go, but do we finally try to get out or keep going along this route?

H+1 13/22

[CowsGoMoo 267]

Pft.

It's only a flesh wound.

We're going to be totally fine.

Explore! ONWARDS!

[Hiebe 2493]

Explora dora

[K33MST4R 219]

Swiper no swiping

[Lupus 14]

Let's explore. Like a Boss

[James Undercroft 129]

Keep on I say! Keep on!