Sky 0 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Through blood drenched lands, body littered mud, and godless shrines erected to house the bodies of the many stolen lives from this world, marches a newfound crusade. As their feet press deeply into the earth below, do hundreds of men stop their defense of their precious bridge and turn to pumpkin-wearing crusaders ahead. A visible tremmer washes over all, even the veterans of war, as they are approached and without a single trade of blows, do they retreat. There, stood the leader of the Pumpkin Crusaders, two pumpkins in hand with a vigilant stableboy by his side. Standing, victorious. Ave, pumpkins. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfelt 1437 Share Posted August 5, 2016 "Pumpkins Or Perish!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean66 272 Share Posted August 5, 2016 A Deacon on the edge of the battlefield would state a silent prayer to himself that the Pumpkin Crusaders did not find where he hid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pav33 101 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Oleksander claps before making his grandma's halfling pumpkin pie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedgeHug 2049 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Shagarath wonders if a pie from a decapitated pumpkin like that would be equally as tasteful as arya starks pies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvasir 1121 Share Posted August 5, 2016 *posts a pumpkin scented poster next to this one* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
onm224 57 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Mungo puts a pumpkin on and shouts "PREISE DA PUMPKIN LAWRD!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jygg 330 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Za'Kabar grimaces at the mention of pumpkins. "Nawt again." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneLf 314 Share Posted August 5, 2016 "Praise HIM!!" Yelled lucus joining in not knowing what's the praisings about Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBR 2046 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Finalhazard said: Somewhere, a lich rolls over in his casket. "First the halflings, now my own brethren. What an unruly mess I've made." Somewhere a Necromancer rolls over in his bed. "Knox did it first, now all these halflings and Liches copy him." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garentoft 9265 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Shivers are sent down Dirk's spine as he recalled the day he slaughtered halflings with pumpkins on their heads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillTheLast 10 Share Posted August 5, 2016 *Khaalida regrets not killing the leader of these pumpkin crusaders. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Eath'Lur runs away frigtened Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 1393 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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