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-LEGION SUPPORTS HERESY-


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-Posters litter the Orenian lands with big bold letters as a headline-

The legion supports heresy! They have defended a gay woman when we and our lynching rope were blessed to hang heretics!
This is blasphemy! The Orenian Legion supports homosexuals despite the word of god! Corruption at its height!

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"the orenian emperor is a liberal" shrieks a young budding crop picker

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"Nah, that rope was indeed used, but not upon the woman, upon your very own neck." Soldier chuckles, turning to his brother-in-arms. "Bloody men of the homosex, so strange."

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Illion the White would accidently blow his tea out as he reads this, quickly inspecting the parchment which was stained in tea, the wizard in white would sigh "If he keeps on rambling on like this, he's going to get himself killed."

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"Heretics, the lot of them." Mah'r would say while reading the poster. He would be tying a noose on the holy rope blessed by the church.

 

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meanwhile, a dwarf slaps his belleh

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"This is ridiculous, You can't just point at someone and yell heretic and expect the legion to let you kill them" an annoyed high elf would state out loud upon reading the poster "Unless you have actually seen them doing sexual acts with another person of the same gender there is no way to really prove they are homosexual, you are just looking for ways to murder people by claiming you are doing it for GOD" he'd then proceed to tear up the closest poster to him before walking away

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"Being a witness to that, the man who posted these called someone a homo-sex due to carrying flowers apon their persona. These claims, as much as I don't like the legion, are false!" Viktor Kovacs would remark

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The annoyed high elf would nod in agreement to Viktor "Flowers don't make people gay, sleeping with someone of the same gender makes you gay!" he'd grumble getting rid of all his flowers again to avoid being lynched

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