The Siege of Addis Ababa

[Vege 4804]

 

 

“If you are poor, I will give you free money.”

-Jeremy Corbyn at the 2014 labour party conference in Addis Ababa

 

 

Chairman-in-waiting Jeremy Corbyn overlooking his 500 million strong socialist horde.

 

 

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“Corbyn has, for far too many years, remained a stain on the fabric of Furkind. They are the bane of our existence, since the time of our great Yiffmaster GGT, who formed the modern foundations of our Kingdom in the crucible of the First Fur(r)y for infurpendence. The Labour Party caused the downfall of our Imperium, and the death of the Duma, Tsar Corbyn’s shadow cabinet. They gave assistance to that most treacherous House of de Bolbec, rebels and traitors to their Zootopian kin. They have raided our safe spaces, robbed us of our rights, attacked our furry brothers and sisters within our own doghouses, myself included. No, these grievous crimes must go unanswered no longer. Corbyn must pay, Your Yiffship.” Yiffmaster GGT nodded, having been listening attentively to the words of his Chancellor,  Lucas. The gathered yifferss looked amongst themselves, whispering quietly to their furry friends.

 

Archyiffer Nick Wilde of Addis Ababa, who had yet to join the conversation spoke up, “Aye, we must not forget how these same Corbynites slew the late Count Bearis in cold blood, while on the way to prevent this current war. These brigands who have brought war to our peaceful capital, Addis Ababa, who have spilled the blood of good furry race, who have shielded themselves behind cowardice must finally meet their judgement. It is just before GOD.”

 

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Dianne Abbott had kept her eyes fixated on the political map laid out before her, her MPs in the House of Commons and MPs in the House of Lord continuing to deliberate over strategy. Finally, the young Jeremy stood, “We shall not waste any more time. My policies have made our party unelectable, along with the rise of the SNP, we have no hopes to be reelected until at least 2030.” He'd pause, looking up at the assembled men, “Коммунизм для всех.” From within the tent funded by the taxpayer, and all around the camp, men who had been listening to the conversation would shout and cheer in response.

 

“Zootopia must fall!”

 

 

WARCLAIM

 

Tier Chosen (This cannot be changed after the first warclaim is held): Communist Tier / Tier 1917

 

Type of battle: Political Maneuverability Contest

 

Date And Time: Whenever, Wherever.

 

Side A: Kingdom of Jeremy Corbyn

 

Side B: Kingdom of Zootopia

 

Location and boundaries:

 

Direct Area:

 

 

Surrounding area of battlefield for reference to location:

 

Terms of Victory

 

Upon Victory For...

 

Victory for the Attackers: All Zoolandic forces are killed or flee the battlefield

 

Victory for the Defenders: All Corbynistic forces are killed or flee the battlefield

 

REWARDS

 

Offensive Victory: Everybody who voted brexit will be lined up against a fair trade eco friendly wall and shot in an energy efficient manner, all furries will then be taken away and given socially sustainable housing and large amounts of benefits funded by a new super tax rate of 99% on earnings above £137,000 (the salary of Chairman Corbyn). The Corbynites may siege Furcon2017.

 

Defensive Victory: The furries establish a siege camp near Addis Ababa. They will receive no social security.

 

Rules

 

• No status switching or party defecting.

• All LoTC rules.

• No jabs about labour being accountable for the great recession.

• No one day alts.

• TNT disabled, we disarmed all TNT along with the Trident Project.

• Golden apples disallowed, gold is too bourgeois.

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

Marshal Keaton the Unbeaten rallies the forces of Corbyn against this heresy!

 

[Medvekoma 2073]

Considering past warclaims, the people of Zootopia would like to ask for a limit on the offensive party's allowed speaking time during Prime Minister's Questions.

[Gavin_ 2027]

Die tbh

[mmat 7460]

The Empire of Alexius Jonesian I will intercede as a third party.

[overlord2305 202]

I heard labour commited harakiri

 

Also,

 

BEGONE SCUM, WE THE TRUE RULERS OF THIS WORLD *HISSING* HAVE ASSUMED CONTROLL, THE CONTINENTAL MODERATES. I REPEAT, WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL, WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL, WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL.

[Britannicvs 2508]

"Corbynists are communists." A Theresian would comment

[shortchangehero 4217]

 

Snow Elven build server, today, official LoTC TS (ts.lotc.co), 5:30 EST. Gear will be provided for both sides. Be there.

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

1 minute ago, Aeldrin said:

 

As representative of the Zootopian side I would like to add in a rule that no one "UberGoobie"s the build server.

 

Thank you.

i'd like you to 'peep this out' you dirty little theresian

[Britannicvs 2508]

1 minute ago, ImperialRoyalist said:

i'd like you to 'peep this out' you dirty little theresian

He's a furry heretic not a glorious theresian. 

[♛Lucas♛ 567]

WIN FOR ZOOTOPIA ARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Cat Evocation 3728]

Moved to Off Topic.

[Vaynth 3005]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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