The Stolt Standard - Vol 5

[NolandTheNovice 276]

 

 

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Transcript - for your use...

Vr'tli'h Rmurinzib

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R xzm'g hvv, R xzm'g hovvk, R xzm'g yivzgsv

 

R xzm uvvo

 

R xzm'g hovvk, R xzm'g yivzgsv, R xzm'g uvvo

 

R xzm hvv

 

R xzm'g yivzgsv, R xzm'g uvvo, R xzm'g hvv

 

R xzm hovvk

 

R xzm'g uvvo, R xzm'g hvv, R xzm'g hovvk,

 

R xzm yivzgsv

 

Svool uirvmwh R xzmmlg hvv yfg R xzm hvv blf xovziob. Uli R szev tzavw rmgl gsv xlikhv hgzi zmw rg szh hsldm.  Rg rh yozxp. Rg rh tivzg. Gsv yozxp slfmw hrmth. Gsv yozxp slfmw xzooh. Gsv yozxp slfmw pmldh. Zmw rgh Ozbh gvoo lu z gsilmv lu znyvi hllm gl uzoo.

 

Zoold nv gl rmgilwfxv nbhvou zh R mld ivnvnyvi.  Nb mznv rh Vr'tli.

 

For anyone interested, we are going to start receiving suggestions for articles. This way, we can allow people to get their own TRUTHFUL news out to the world of Atlas!

 

If interested, message myself or my twin brother Bren (Krintor).

[Monkee 7369]

Aelthir pours over a series of documents upon his desk, scribbling madly into the late hours of the night as he works at resolving the cipher. He hasn't slept in three days.

[ThotPolice 52]

Barbu Bonbescu laughs "Haha, good one."

[ABruhMoment 609]

Aesilnoth reads over his favorite newspaper with pure delight "What a magnificent speech Dundric gave!" 

[Chryasor 269]

"Oh joy" Rhys grumbles as he reads the newspaper "Well, another great copy. Only wish the Annungilbens could get a few articles every now and then, damned stolt monopoly"

 

 

 

 

 

[NolandTheNovice 276]

1 minute ago, Shunon North said:

"Oh joy" Rhys grumbles as he reads the newspaper "Well, another great copy. Only wish the Annungilbens could get a few articles every now and then, damned stolt monopoly"

 

 

 

 

 

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Well lucky for you tree huggers, we are adding a new feature where people can send suggestions for articles they would like to see published. If you have a story, send it in!

 

[Willy6001 128]

Sulien would spend nearly an hour working on the cipher, frowning as she finally read the message.

[NolandTheNovice 276]

2 hours ago, Willy6001 said:

Sulien would spend nearly an hour working on the cipher, frowning as she finally read the message.

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We apologize, *Insert name of  valued customer here*, that you may have found this edition to be *Insert reason for disgruntlement here*. Here at The Stolt Standard ©, we strive for an educational experience of extreme accuracy and the highest utmost regard for you, *Insert name of  valued customer here*. We will take your comment into deep consideration and we hope that we did not lose you as a valued customer.

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

"Ah yes, the Stolt Standard, without question my favorite magazine. Soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent." remarks Brother Caribou as he picks up the newspaper on his morning trip to relieve oneself

[Dreek 1633]

Dreek ireheart II feels slightly dumber after reading such an insightful and brilliant paper.

[NolandTheNovice 276]

On April 11, 2018 at 10:55 AM, Will (TauFirewarrior) said:

"Ah yes, the Stolt Standard, without question my favorite magazine. Soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent." remarks Brother Caribou as he picks up the newspaper on his morning trip to relieve oneself

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We at the Stolt Standard have always been profoundly against sticking things up one's *******. It is a disgusting habit, regardless of orientation. We strongly suggest that you get yourself a bidet.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.