DNN #5

[gandalfo 1452]

 

Edition #5

 

Frostbeard Eats Dwarven Babies

Local Frostbeard, Nerak Frostbeard, the ‘High Prelate’ of the religion of the Kaz’Ulrah Kingdom, eats babies for religious ceremonies. Never in a thousand years in dwarven history has any religious official ate babies. DNN has checked various sources also and has confirmed there are no such rituals written down in scrolls either. It would appear that Nerak Frostbeard is a cannibal and a child murderer and is part of the problem of the declining dwarven population. DNN could not reach Nerak Frostbeard for comment because he was busy preparing his next meal.

 

Kaz’Ulrah Intends to Enact Prohibition At Next GA Meeting

Many dwarves are outraged as an anonymous tip has come out of the Kaz’Ulrah leadership this week about a intent to ban the sale of ale world wide. The DNN believes that the Kaz’Ulrah leadership is intending to make a bootlegging service as the Kaz’Ulrah state has gone very deep into debt. The Kaz’Ulrah state not only plans to form this service but plans to destroy any other service that might also want to provide ‘illegal’ ale to the people of Atlas. Dwarves all over Atlas are shocked as this intention is heresy as it stops dwarves from the sacred right to drink.

 

Famous Dwarf Saves Burning Waggon Full of Puppies

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Famous figure, Charles the Bald, a prominent figure in dwarven society saved a waggon full of puppies this week. The waggon, full of puppies, was heading towards the Kaz’Ulrah capital, as the Kaz’Ulrah leadership have started puppy fights to try and bring revenue to the State. Charles the Bald has gone missing in action and the DNN believes it might’ve been Kaz’Ulrah taking him out. Charles the Bald although a very famous figure in all dwarven states, costed the Kaz’Ulrah state tens of thousands of minas by this heroic action. Garrond Frostbeard, head of Kaz’Ulrah and the puppy fighting club would have very good reason to take the hero out. DNN prays to the Brathmordakin that the Dwarven Hero is safe.

 

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[Anisgar 585]

"Cool" says Godden while rallying some men to raid

[Hodgehog 85]

"I will be receiving all my news from DNN from now on, it seems to be a trustworthy source." The merchant would say, briefly scanning over the article.

[Josh3738 3137]

The old dwarf smiles as he looks over the news pamphlet. " 'bout toime weh got a propeh dwed newspapeh again. "

[Tristanx7 142]

Egil would be impressed by the DNN's ability to deliver news to him whilst sailing on his ship.

[Britannicvs 2508]

Dwifar Goldhand spat out his ale, furiously he shouted. "Ow dare te Frostbeards try teh ban ale!"

[mateolog 1623]

Norkai Grandaxe blows his nose with the newspaper

"At least et es net useless."

[Dreek 1633]

Dreek II shakes his head in disgust, "Shoite flingin helps nae'un"

[Algoda 885]

"Ah alwehs knew der wus sumthin' wrong wiff tha' Nerak lad.."

Kóri Stormbreaker shakes his head as he moves to find the rest of his clan, taking them to the real dwarves of Arcadia. True cave dwarves live in the sky.

[Dreek 1633]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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