A Horde of Cubs

[the 1 bow 1112]

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Nagijak, Urukim

 

"Bring forth the tomes." Warlord Kahn's grim voice uttered from his throne in the dimly lit Braduk clan hall. His oldest friend, the Goblin Larty 'Wun Eye' soon returned, lugging a giant leather bound book with the words 'The Sagas' carved upon the face of it's hide. The ancient chieftain of the Braduks fiddled with the arm of his great seat, his armour-clad fingers fidgeting with shards of stone that protruded in all directions. 

 

"What do you wish to know, Warlord?"

 

"How many clans have we rendered extinct." Several Goblins sprung forth and placed a makeshift table before Larty as he placed the large book upon it and opened it with a thud. Scanning the pages for several moments, his one-eye worked quickly before meeting the fierce gaze of Kahn. 

 

"Skog's Warband, Clan Gahktusk, Clan Kubbie, Kahrzen's Warband and Clan Ugluk." A deep gutteral grunt came from the former Rex as his servant spoke. 

 

"And these new pups, the children who call themselves the Horde. Which ones claim Enrohk as their patron?"

 

"Upstarts known as 'Izig'. They've claimed your father spirit." Kahn's bloodlusted red-eye glowed with a low haze of anger. Through his centuries of unrivalled devotion he had become the physical embodiment of the spirit of Bloodlust, Savagery and War in the mortal realm - so much so that his mere presence triggered spikes in rage with his cursed kin. The Warlord began to rise, and he was quickly met by a small horde of Goblins that aided his ancient form to his feet. 

 

"It saddens me that we shall have to sully the foot of Enrohk's throne with the skulls of Whitewashes. But like those who stood in the path of clan Braduk in the past, there will be nothing left of them. No men left to disgrace Krug, no women left to pop out more abominations, and no cubs left to cry. Bring me the 'Hair-Parter'." The Iron Rhino commanded. Soon the famed Golok Machete known as "Da Ugluk 'air-parta' - dubbed so for its use in Kahn's hunting of the Ugluks in which it was used to scalp countless members of the clan - was brought to him. On the machete, the word 'Ugluk' was painted.

 

It was soon covered, and replaced with the word, 'Izig'. 

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Vruk grinned, readying himself for the slaughter of the whitewash clan. "Enrohk duz nub favur whytewazhez! Wi wull giv hem deyr zkullz!"

[Pinochet 356]

nagg nods to kahn! "ebic"

[Burnsy 437]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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