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First Letter to Parliament


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First Letter to Parliament:

 

I wish that I could stand among you and help to direct our great Empire, but I am kept busy working the internal affairs of the humble corner of our Empire known as Curonia. It is with the utmost gratitude to the Administrators and Temporals of Parliament that I write you this letter to voice my most simple request, a plea to the Imperial Administration to save us and protect us.


Bees.
Bees once buzzed loud and proud, warming the streets of Cyrilsburg with their busy hum. They produce naught but honey to sweeten our tea in their single minded quest to pollinate our crop, without expecting pay or reward. But the yatl wastelands encroach. They push further north, driving away our yellow and black airborne companions. Our harvest has begun to fail. The rare Colonies that remain often spontaneously collapse.

 

I have provided funding for a certain brand of research. My architects call it a Greenhouse, a glass contraption that traps the heat of summer within its walls, allowing even in the dead of winter a lush and bountiful harvest. Curonian scholars believe that if we properly expand this greenhouse we may succeed in creating an environment where a colony of bees might not only survive but thrive, while also producing enough food to feed as many as five families per year and enough honey to sweeten the tea of ten households.

 

I submit that the Imperial Parliament and Administration should dedicate further research toward the development of facilities capable of promoting and preserving bees. Upon completion of this research, which the Ducal Treasury will gladly help to fund, the Administration must order each of it vassals, towns, keeps, and cities to build their own facility to preserve the bees. If this is not done I fear we will perish and starve.

 

I write this letter to our Noble Politicians, hoping above all else that they will concern themselves with issues regarding the welfare of not only our empire, but indeed, that of all Descendents and Bees around Atlas.

 

May you find prosperity in the realms of man and glory in the light of God.
 

Signed,

The Honorable Ser Wilhelm Devereux, Duke of Curon, Lord-Regent of the Duchy of Arbor, Grand Knight of the Order of the Ursus and Lord of Bear Mountain

 

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Edward groans from the Seven Skies.

 

A man scrathes his bearded chin as he comprehended what the Duke said. Shrugging, he continued designing works of art.

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As Duchess Evelyn glances over this letter , her brow would raise for a moment before looking towards her husband. "Well written, will" she'd utter before returning to planning the finner details of the wintertide ball

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Upon reading the letter, Edward Suffolk would place his right hand palm on his handsome face in desperation. Not being sure of what to do, he would gaze at the letter written by a senior member of the Loyalist Party with blank eyes. He would turn his face to his handsome son James George Suffolk, waiting for a reply, “Thou know Lord Father... he is the biggest donator of LOPA” would be the reply.  Edward Suffolk would drop the letter in desperation and utter a single word “Aye...”. He would roll his eyes and shout to his servants, “Summon the party staff, they have a bee bill to draft!”.

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“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.” Says a distant man.

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Yazgurtan Drâz’Gorkil, with a dead courier on his feet, reads this, and widens his eyes... “Da beez...”

 


Krutmozak’Raguk eats some honey.

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7 hours ago, Auriel_ said:

“This man speaks of bees.”

"They are the bee's knees"

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Reynauld booms his voice throughout Curon “We must save the bees my fellow men; for; bees are our friends; unlike wasps!. The duke calls for a conservation of not only bees, but a way of life for farmers!.”

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Prefect Bracchus rushes to draft bee-related legislation!

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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