A Haeseni Magick Update - 1705, designed for peasants

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    HAESENI DEPARTMENT OF MAGICK – 1705

    Pro Deo et Patria

 

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Falling of Haense

With the fall of all of Atlas, it is with heavy heart I must recognize the loss of my beautiful building. One which has dutifully served its purpose as the headquarters of the Department for years. In the meantime, all Magick Department inquiries and questions can be found at the new Haeseni Department of Magick building, the druid degeneracy room found in that odd tavern thing in Caer Baddyn. Any who may attempt to use the building for anything else will be met with a swift chop to the neck, which may split it in half- if you’re lucky. Those who attempt to enter with unusually bright or discolored eyes will be asked to leave the room as well. You know who you are.

 

Banishment of Persons

Here laid out are list(s) of persons banned from Haense for witchery or unlawful magickcraft.

• Kary Faroe is hereby banned, as if he wasn’t already, but I couldn’t find it on paper so here it is.

• Sylvia Astri is hereby banned

• Coltaine Wick is hereby unbanned, only because he said please.

Signed,

His Lord Ludwig van Wick of the Wickwood, Prince of Vandoria and the Westerlands, Rightful Heir to the Embermoore, Protectorate of the Northern Wick Castle, Duke of Dust, Licker of Boots, Herald of Hermits, and Defender of all that is Wick.

 

[Vindicant 642]

Karyssmov instantly screams. He doesn’t know why.

[HurferDurfer1 2979]

*coltaine booty wobbles 

[someome 2053]

Hareven touches all of the building. 

[PosidonX7 269]

An unspecific Demon does a scree. 

[Luciloo 2680]

An Archdruid continues to move about the sled as she damn well pleases.

[Auriel_ 652]

An unspecified psuedo blind elf lingers in the Sky Prison as he looks through all of his empty chests- once full of riches: reading over the notice.

 

"Well, at least he said please."

[Starfelt 1437]

“Everyone’s just trying to steal our damn sled!" Rakai grumbled quietly to himself.

[Sky 0]

shreeko shrieks

[Maury 411]

Somewhere in Arcas, a Snow Elf furrows their brows in a miffed fashion.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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