The Old Crow- Retirement Home

[Zanthuz 1863]

THE OLD CROW

"The home of the greater elders of the kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska”

Tov and Yermey, 261 E.S.

An illustration of the interior of the Old Crow, c. 1708

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Fliers would be posted throughout the streets of Reza, Haense by Butch & Gilbert which would be written with poor penmanship:

 

“To the greater residents of Haense that smell and look like deprived pheasants’ I invite you to the grand-opening of the much needed retirement home for the ol’ kooks like myself  a place to live out our remaining years on this land and enjoy the pleasantries of delectable meals and drinks including weekly ‘bingo’, ‘uno’ and, ‘poker’ nights! As myself and my friend Gilbert conclude this flier we wish to inform you we welcome all of all ages to attend the grand opening and to participate in our first annual bingo tournament with a grand prize that is to be announced!”

Signed by,

Butch & Gilbert

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ABOUT:

The Old Crow will be run to cater to all men and women who are above the age of sixty, if you happen to fit that criteria or know of anyone who is of that age or older please make certain they are aware of the home that awaits them for their evidently closing years of living. The establishment resides opposite to the military district and signs will be posted that help guide people to the location. 

 

Spoiler

GRAND OPENING:
Location:  Across the street from the military district
When:  Sunday, March 31st 
Time:  @ 6:30 PM EST

 

[Imperium 3495]

Marius nods in approval 

 

[GhostSHTR 1205]

Bjolfr would take a poster a sneak it into his pockets the whistle on his way back home. 

 

“A Retirement Home!!!!  That means I could get sweets from the old ladies!” The young ludovar exclaimed 

[Disheartened 809]

Margaret cheers, raising her cane in the air, and then almost falling, so she puts it back down. But she dances in excitement! Until she loses her breath and almost breaks a hip. But the point was still there.

[lev 627]

“Keep them all in one place and away from I.” Boris says 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Daisy Applefoot chuckles “Tigwald Bu’’erboo’s! Tha’s where ya wen’!”

[Lechian Lord 1027]

“60 ain’t old!” Halden shouts out from the alleyway.

[ApplePieKathy 561]

Vesna the Younger smiled “How nice!” 

[CaptainZenny 150]

Dude dood d00d awesome!