A GREAT FACADE, 1711

[Halt 3021]

Courtesy: Council of Renatus

 

 

A GREAT FACADE.

Issued and Confirmed by His Imperial Majesty, Antonius I of the House of Horen,12th of Harren’s Folly, 1711

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

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Yet another instance of Norlandic idiocy: one could deem it expected. Those of lackluster minds were once again fooled by a ploy -- a feigned missive sent out by the Imperial Grand Knight, Darius Ault, of a proposed deposition to lure them into our palace. And, as schemed, the wretched followers of Clan Ruric succumbed to Imperial Might.

 

To their dismay, the portcullis slammed to a close, those within the throne room resembling squealing vermin who have been cornered; Bewildered as their flighty response to a feigned claim cost them their lives, the Norlanders soon realised these moments inside of the palace were their last.

 

The Imperial regime considered pity, unable to initially unsheathe their swords and deplete the Norlandic forces - but rather heaved their heads back and relinquished laughter at the feeble attempt.

 

Despite this, the Norlanders persisted, unwavering in their attempts to flee -- though to no avail. The laughter encompassing the room soon ceased as their ichor besmirched the lavender carpets: yet another rebellious effort thwarted.

 

In light of this, one would hope today’s events serve as a reminder for any Adrian migrating to Vilachia to not side with men who so blatantly are outwitted by Imperials in a desperate attempt to relish in a moment of glory that will evidently never occur.

 

No dignity, No wits, No brains.

 

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“It was such a good bait, I’m not even mad about it. They did all the small things perfectly.” -Hot_Dip

[ferdaboy 3472]

if i was there i would of seen it i have eagle eyes bro says kesnwey

[jdesarno 381]

Thorvn stared at all this from the throne-room while mounted on his trusty oinker, obliviously- he’d just been sniggering under the cosplay mask, it was too amusing a sight to behold.

 

 

Stupidity will remain stupidity, no matter how much you try to improve on it.

[Lhindir_ 3691]

Khroll develops a very rational fear of that courtroom.

[Chase 3793]

Conan Vallberg looks at his fishing equipment, specifically his lures and worms, then to the palace and imperial administrative offices. "Can't even tell the difference." He mused, donning a tilly hat and heading out to a nearby lake, to enjoy the blueskied day which many likely could not.

[Enlightenment 2295]

An Illatian mused to himself, “Well, if there is one thing you can trust Darius with, it most certainly coming up with dishonorable rouses like this.”

[Nectorist 12869]

Haakon looks first to the trickery employed in Helena, where it was Imperial lies, deceit, and marplotting that gained them a victory. A victory to be sure, but one that relied on deception unlikely to work again.

 

He then looks to his recent battle at the bridge, where skill of arms, leadership, and mettle were tested in a brawl more-akin to a field of battle. Here was a timeless encounter, that of men, their weapons, and their spirit, one that was and always would be fought. Victory here was not stolen, but taken forcefully, the consequences being paid for honestly by both sides.

 

Yet there was one glaring contrast between the two encounters that stood above all.

 

“Me and my boys weren’t there."

[jetboydan 85]

Considering the Imperials spent an hour trying to lure 10 guys into their palace with 40 men to kill them after they got dicked on in a proper field skirmish that they themselves proposed, I think it’s clear to all who the people with small penises are here. 

[Christ 939]

Te shu takes the needle away from his arm as he reads this then says "te shu v forty" he then puts the needle in his arm and tightens the belt, following with sniffing a line of xyz off the imperial counter.

 

[Monkee 7369]

11 minutes ago, Chromie said:

Te shu takes the needle away from his arm as he reads this then says "te shu v forty" he then puts the needle in his arm and tightens the belt, following with sniffing a line of xyz off the imperial counter.

 

please come home te shu your mother and i are worried sick we miss you very much

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

“The Emperor has managed to not only alienate yet more of his own people with a black-hearted, under-handed ruse, but he has hardened our own forces against his deception and trickery. We will not fall for the lies of the Emperor’s bedslaves again.”

[GDPR 014 48]

A dying imperial coughs up some blood

[HortonHeardAWho 243]

10 hours ago, Defy said:

-Hot_Dip

“who’s this Hot_Dip guy?” Says Zteehl, “probebleh azh of doez imperial zkum!”

[_pr0fit 3084]

11 hours ago, Defy said:

No dignity, No wits, No brains.

 

“Is this the new Orenian motto?” Vykk asks, splashing some water onto his tummy, sitting in a donut shaped calfskin inflated with air.

[Vaasek 224]

“OH MY GOD THEY KILLED FIVE OF OUR STREET URCHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!” ‘Nine-Lives’ Davis exclaims!!!!!!