DEUS PEACE!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] The sun rises over the shire-lands of Brandybrook as the halflings awake from their slumber. Meanwhile, a strange flier is nailed to the Brandybrook Noticeboard

Halflin’s, ter arms!

~An elf and two halflings relax in Brandybrook as the day grows new....~

Ahh... Brandybrook. Land of peace and comfort in these troubled times. A place of hollow hills and farms next to a great Elven city of rock.

 

As all o’ Arcas be falling into war and chaos, we sit idly by and smoke our pipes and eat our cakes. While all of the bigguns murder one another over political struggles, we’re still debating whether pumpkins or melons are best for picnics. For too long ‘ave us halflings been an idle people. T’is time for us to be great once more, and travel all of Arcas to proclaim our great views to all! Nay longer shall bigguns murder one another, for we shall teach all the ways of peace and love!

 

T’is time for another Great Pumpkin Raid to hammer its way across Arcas and bring all a brighter future of peace, prosperity, and happiness!

 

~The Pumpkin Raiders of yore prepare themselves for peaceful confrontation~

If what I’ve heard be true. currently the Empire of Man has split up and is at war with itself while other bigguns intervene to fight and kill as they see fit. Decades o’ conflict and strife finally realizing themselves in a bloody free-for-all where all are harmed in the end and none can proclaim t’emselves the winner without serious losses. Even before the conflict broke out, the bigguns had been insulting others for quite some time, a practice that us halflings also abhor.

 

Thus, in order to teach the bigguns that the great halfling ways of peace, food, and pumpkin-eating are superior to their weapons and armor, I proclaim a great ARCAS PUMPKIN’ RAID!

All the halflings of Brandybrook combined with any bigguns who wish to join them shall don pumpkin helmets, shovels, and cakes, and begin marching towards the former Empire of Man to spread peace and love to all they meet!

 

May all live in peace and prosperity! No longer shall the people of Arcas deal with the terrors of war! We shall march across all of Arcas and teach all the values of peace!

-Daisy Applefoot

 

[!] Another flier can be found flying through the wind around Brandybrook and nearby biggun settlements.

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PUMPKIN’ RAID!

We, the halflings of Brandybrook and all other concerned peoples, hereby declare a PUMPKIN RAID on all of Arcas to spread peace and love to all!

 

How to join:

Wear a pumpkin on your head, hold a shovel in your hand, and hand out cake and cookies to all you meet while spreading peace and love to all! Coordinating with other Pumpkin Raiders is helpful but not necessary!

 

Our goals:

We will nay stop marching across Arcas until all promise to nay longer bear arms upon others! Another goal is to give everybody free cake and cookies to all we meet so that they ‘r nay hungry, thus helping end war!

 

The main march:

All of us pumpkin raiders are to gather in Brandybrook and do a complete circuit around Arcas, gathering followers and spreading the message of peace as we go! We’ll start with Aegrothond and Agnarum and move along all of Arcas from there! There shall not be a soul in Arcas who shall go without free cake and the words of peace!

((3 PM EST,  Saturday May 18^th))

 

Eggs against arrows!

Shovels against swords!

Pumpkins against helmets!

Cakes against shields!

Free peoples against soldiers!

Peace against war!

 

It is time for us to stand up against oppression and war; it is time for us to TRIUMPH!

[!] The flier ends with the official seal of Brandybrook.

((This is taking place on 3 PM EST, Saturday May 18^th in case you missed it above))

[DrinkableTreesTV 31]

I, for one, welcome our new pumpkin overlords.

[Imperium 3495]

King Marius smiles at the thought, ”Might be a good distraction after everything that’s happening.”  

[FloralHedgehog 493]

A creaky halfman polishes a pumpkin, A well cared for shovel resting on his lap. 

"Ye'll be joinin' me for another round O' this ol' pal!"