Keldrith 717 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Doc Uradir’s Contraceptive Solution Doc Uradir in the year 1720 created a new formula for women who are either not ready, or not willing to get pregnant, but still wish to have the pleasure of mating. Using a flower’s oil called Black Sun’s Spinster, this was made possible. Though on the contrary to eating the flower itself, Doc Uradir’s solution has made the experience far more tolerable, removing the acidic taste from your mouth only minutes after drinking this liquid. It’s one and only effect is preventing pregnancy. A small message is left on the bottle “Go Wild Kids -Doc Uradir” (Not Intended for mali’aheral. Those who buy this product in Haelun’or will be reported to the authorities for impurity) Price: 25 minas per bottle. One time use. Ingredients: Black Sun’s Spinster, Water, Alcohol 2%, Grape Juice 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford 1990 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) what the ?uck Edited June 20, 2019 by Ford 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porko 397 Share Posted June 20, 2019 “Huh. That’s convenient.” A man somewhere would remark, sheathing a knife and instead venturing out to locate this elixir! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noixkaloni 26 Share Posted June 20, 2019 lol wut? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted June 20, 2019 leydluk thanks the spirits for doc uradir and his epic contraceptive solution, “now mi wont father so many bastardz” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaldabaoth 743 Share Posted June 21, 2019 A lone elf tips his fedora Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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