The Tea - Edition Five.

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TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON.

EDITION FIVE.

Heyyy!

We’re back!

Pretty sure it’s fair to say we’ve pretty much won this war, I mean.

The Alliance of Idiotic States is pretty much finished!

Today’s tea...

I. Elections in Haense!

2. ORC (Oren Revised Code).

3. Holy Scrolls.

4. Curonian Tea.

5. Tea-Hee!
 

 

Article I: ELECTIONS IN HAENSE!

It’s nearly election time in the Kingdom of Haense, with the Haenseni voting for who they want to represent them in their Duma and voting for the Maer of New Reza.

Unlike the past, Haenseni voters will only be voting for one Alderman or Alderwoman to represent them in the Senate, with the second Alderman seat being replaced by the Tribune. 

The Tribune is a position only commoners can  hold, and like the Alderman and Maer elections, is elected by popular vote!

We look forward to the results of the election, and express our support for provincial democracy.

 

Article II: ORC. (Oren Revised Code)

The Oren Revised Code was passed through the Imperial Senate after delay.

The Imperial Senate voted to table the bill in the last session, resulting in the code not being passed until the next session.

Eventually, upon the beginning of the Twelfth Session of the Imperial Senate, Senator Terrence May reintroduced the bill to the Senate and it was passed, with two abstentions.

 

ARTICLE III: Holy Scrolls!

The Church of the Canon finally published the Holy Scrolls, making them available for all to see.

The Holy Scrolls are the pillar of the Canonist faith.

 

ARTICLE IV: Curonian Tea.

Recently, the Auditor of the Tribunal addressed a letter to the Curonian Governor-General, the amazing Sylvester Halcourt concerning the destruction of Avalain’s Church.

The Church was destroyed a few years ago by a lone, Norlander terrorist and the Auditor of the Tribunal foolishly Senator Vivaca Rutledge as a potential suspect.

That is not the case however, the church was set ablaze by a lone Norlandic terrorist which, ironically helped the Curonian government in their reconstruction plans for Avalain.

The Governor-General addressed a letter to the Auditor of the Tribunal in response to his allegation, rightfully calling his attack on Vivaca Rutledge silly and libellous and raised the point that the church was destroyed years before the letter was addressed to him.

The Curonian Government waits for a response from the Auditor of the Tribunal.

 

 

TEE-HEE!

 

Thank you for reading this edition of The Tea.

 

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[ReveredOwl 5639]

18 minutes ago, PapiZapii said:

The Church was destroyed a few years ago by a lone, Norlander terrorist and the Auditor of the Tribunal foolishly Senator Vivaca Rutledge as a potential suspect.

“Please learn how to write properly, I never said she was a suspect only that her words would inspire people to do it.” said Boniface as he read over the pamphlet in his chapel.

[Draeris 3124]

“What an incompetent publication.” the Monsignor would shake his head, throwing the paper away into the papal trashcan “I miss the Grapevine already.”

[MadOne 4945]

13 hours ago, Draeris said:

“What an incompetent publication.” the Monsignor would shake his head, throwing the paper away into the papal trashcan “I miss the Grapevine already.”

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