Niel Carabum 7 Share Posted December 28, 2020 (edited) A pinned message would line the walls of the Grand Kingdom, written inside of it [!] Sweet Queen Dhaen By: Niel Carbarum Spoiler Where it began, Ah cannae begin tae knowin’ But somehow Urguan’s growin’ strong Wasnae t’e tax And tax became mare tax Who’d ‘ave believed it’d be so wrong Grandaxe, touching Merchant Reachin’ out, touchin’ land, touchin’ tax Sweet Queen Dhaen Urguan’s never been so fucked(so fucked, so fucked) - undertone Me bank accounts gone All me money’s been sucked (been sucked, been sucked) - undertone But now I Look at the Kingdom and it seems so lonely We’re missing the boats, where did they go An’ when I get paid Ahm payin’ fae some boats Why the **** am I payin’ so Merchant, touching Queen Reachin’ out, touchin’ land, touchin’ tax Sweet Queen Dhaen Urguan’s never been so fucked Me bank accounts gone All me money’s been sucked Oh no, oh no Sweet Queen Dhaen Urguan’s never been so fucked Sweet Queen Dhaen Ah believed me money’s been sucked Sweet Queen Dhaen Urguan’s never been so fucked [!] For those who know dwarvish Spoiler ᚹᚺᛖᚱᛖ ᛁᛏ ᛒᛖᚷᚨᚾ, ᚨᚺ ᚲᚨᚾᚾᛇ ᛒᛖᚷᛁᚾ ᛏᛇ ᚲᚾᛟᚹᛁᚾ’ ᛒᚢᛏ ᛊᛟᛗᛖᚺᛟᚹ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ’ᛊ ᚷᚱᛟᚹᛁᚾ’ ᛊᛏᚱᛟᛜ ᚹᚨᛊᚾᛇ ᛏ’ᛖ ᛏᚨᚲᛊ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛏᚨᚲᛊ ᛒᛖᚲᚨᛗᛖ ᛗᚨᚱᛖ ᛏᚨᚲᛊ ᚹᚺᛟ’ᛞ ‘ᚨᚢᛖ ᛒᛖᛚᛁᛖᚢᛖᛞ ᛁᛏ’ᛞ ᛒᛖ ᛊᛟ ᚹᚱᛟᛜ ᚷᚱᚨᚾᛞᚨᚲᛊᛖ, ᛏᛟᚢᚲᚺᛁᛜ ᛗᛖᚱᚲᚺᚨᚾᛏ ᚱᛖᚨᚲᚺᛁᚾ’ ᛟᚢᛏ, ᛏᛟᚢᚲᚺᛁᚾ’ ᛚᚨᚾᛞ, ᛏᛟᚢᚲᚺᛁᚾ’ ᛏᚨᚲᛊ ᛊᚹᛖᛖᛏ ᚲᚢᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᚺᛇᚾ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ’ᛊ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᛟ ᚠᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ (ᛊᛟ ᚠᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ, ᛊᛟ ᚠᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ) - ᚢᚾᛞᛖᚱᛏᛟᚾᛖ ᛗᛖ ᛒᚨᚾᚲ ᚨᚲᚲᛟᚢᚾᛏᛊ ᚷᛟᚾᛖ ᚨᛚᛚ ᛗᛖ ᛗᛟᚾᛖᛁ’ᛊ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ (ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ, ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ) - ᚢᚾᛞᛖᚱᛏᛟᚾᛖ ᛒᚢᛏ ᚾᛟᚹ ᛁ ᛚᛟᛟᚲ ᚨᛏ ᚦᛖ ᚲᛁᛜᛞᛟᛗ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛁᛏ ᛊᛖᛖᛗᛊ ᛊᛟ ᛚᛟᚾᛖᛚᛁ ᚹᛖ’ᚱᛖ ᛗᛁᛊᛊᛁᛜ ᚦᛖ ᛒᛟᚨᛏᛊ, ᚹᚺᛖᚱᛖ ᛞᛁᛞ ᚦᛖᛁ ᚷᛟ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚹᚺᛖᚾ ᛁ ᚷᛖᛏ ᛈᚨᛁᛞ ᚨᚺᛗ ᛈᚨᛁᛁᚾ’ ᚠᛇ ᛊᛟᛗᛖ ᛒᛟᚨᛏᛊ ᚹᚺᛁ ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚲᚲ ᚨᛗ ᛁ ᛈᚨᛁᛁᚾ’ ᛊᛟ ᛗᛖᚱᚲᚺᚨᚾᛏ, ᛏᛟᚢᚲᚺᛁᛜ ᚲᚢᛖᛖᚾ ᚱᛖᚨᚲᚺᛁᚾ’ ᛟᚢᛏ, ᛏᛟᚢᚲᚺᛁᚾ’ ᛚᚨᚾᛞ, ᛏᛟᚢᚲᚺᛁᚾ’ ᛏᚨᚲᛊ ᛊᚹᛖᛖᛏ ᚲᚢᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᚺᛇᚾ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ’ᛊ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᛟ ᚠᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ ᛗᛖ ᛒᚨᚾᚲ ᚨᚲᚲᛟᚢᚾᛏᛊ ᚷᛟᚾᛖ ᚨᛚᛚ ᛗᛖ ᛗᛟᚾᛖᛁ’ᛊ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ ᛟᚺ ᚾᛟ, ᛟᚺ ᚾᛟ ᛊᚹᛖᛖᛏ ᚲᚢᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᚺᛇᚾ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ’ᛊ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᛟ ᚠᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ ᛊᚹᛖᛖᛏ ᚲᚢᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᚺᛇᚾ ᚨᚺ ᛒᛖᛚᛁᛖᚢᛖᛞ ᛗᛖ ᛗᛟᚾᛖᛁ’ᛊ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ ᛊᚹᛖᛖᛏ ᚲᚢᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᚺᛇᚾ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ’ᛊ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛊᛟ ᚠᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ Edited December 28, 2020 by Niel Carabum 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdesarno 380 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Bjorn literally is staring intently at a single paper as if he were paralyzed in confusion. . "Nae my problem an'more" He shrugs, discarding the paper safely into the lava-pit. To Norland he go to collect his thoughts as a Llama rancher. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheezzy_Garlik 502 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Aghuid Ireheart busts a move with his Dwarven Glee Club 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabby64 1295 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Durin squints his eyes while he reads the note on the wall "Dis beh vereh wierd." He'd blink and look around "who wrote dis?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J33xt101 314 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Balrog looks at the paper, an eyebrow shoots up, then he speaks.... just five words. "W'o teh fock wrote t'is!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Confined 272 Share Posted December 28, 2020 The Grandaxe bard peered at the song and remarked plainly, "This song is terrible, perhaps the bard could use some education on music." She penned the following public song and publicly belted it out loudly in the square of Urguan's Kal'Darakaan. "High up on mountain peaks, a Queen oversees us all. May she bring us joy and peace, as she's done for years gone. Dhaen Grandaxe, mother, leader, friend, may she keep us happy until her reign's end. Blessed are we for her persistence that never bends. When naïve bards sing of folly, of disgrace and untruths, I ask them, dear child, who raised you to be uncouth? Dhaen Grandaxe, is a queen, in a world so bright and new. Of riches that must be deal with, and a nation of soil bearing fruit. To my kinsmen and children, thus I do proclaim: The taxes allow our dinnerplates to be full, for us to stay under mountain high, thus I say that you mustn't listen to bards so droll and dry. Cowards are those, who pen anonymously... And now I invite 'Niel Carbarum' to the Hall at day. A songweaver worth their salt, will say what they have to say, and do it so gracefully, by belting in common place." - Brynaelda Grandaxe, bard and kinswoman to the benevolent Grand Queen, Dhaen Grandaxe 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willstertheking2 1101 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Levian'Tol Grandaxe reads the song from behind the counter of the Queen's Bounty wondering how his kin are all so broke before tearing it up and hanging Brynaelda's new song behind the counter. 16 minutes ago, Miss_Confined said: The Grandaxe bard peered at the song and remarked plainly, "This song is terrible, perhaps the bard could use some education on music." She penned the following public song and publicly belted it out loudly in the square of Urguan's Kal'Darakaan. "High up on mountain peaks, a Queen oversees us all. May she bring us joy and peace, as she's done for years gone. Dhaen Grandaxe, mother, leader, friend, may she keep us happy until her reign's end. Blessed are we for her persistence that never bends. When naïve bards sing of folly, of disgrace and untruths, I ask them, dear child, who raised you to be uncouth? Dhaen Grandaxe, is a queen, in a world so bright and new. Of riches that must be deal with, and a nation of soil bearing fruit. To my kinsmen and children, thus I do proclaim: The taxes allow our dinnerplates to be full, for us to stay under mountain high, thus I say that you mustn't listen to bards so droll and dry. Cowards are those, who pen anonymously... And now I invite 'Niel Carbarum' to the Hall at day. A songweaver worth their salt, will say what they have to say, and do it so gracefully, by belting in common place." - Brynaelda Grandaxe, bard and kinswoman to the benevolent Grand Queen, Dhaen Grandaxe "NOW 'ERE ES A BARD WIT' SKILL! NOT T'AT LOUSEY UMRREH SOUNDIN SHITE!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
angella302 92 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Bryldryn Grandaxe simply cringes after reading few lines then shudders away from the pinned missive. She finds a nearby pool of water and washes her eyes for solid 20 minutes to wash away the filth she'd just witnessed. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordial__ 230 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Dwalin took one look at the letter, grumbling under his beard "Tax es theft." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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