Conclusion of the 356 Snailula One Haeseni Championship

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CONCLUSION OF THE

356 SNAILULA ONE HAESENI CHAMPIONSHIP

 

 

Issued on 9th of Msitza and Dargund, 357 ES

 

KRUSAE ZWY KONGZEM

 

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The 356 Snailula One Haeseni Championship has been a roaring success, garnering the attention of many within the Kingdom. The inaugural Championship featured three different races: The Karosgrad Square Grand Prix, the Lorena’s Wharf Grand Prix, and the Royal Gardens Grand Prix. 

 

Over the course of these three races, seventeen different snail racers and their snails participated, and saw three different race winning snails. These racers and their snails are: 

Ingrid Barclay and Snailus Maximus, who won the Karosgrad Square Grand Prix.

Heinrik Barbanov and Mickaelz Schumachev, who won the Lorena’s Wharf Grand Prix.

Konstantin Wick and Slicky Wicky, who won the Royal Gardens Grand Prix.

Additionally, five other racers and their snails finished on the podium during the championship. Otto Baruch and Usnail Bolt, Amicia de Astrea and Pickles, Brandt Barclay and Cedric Barclay, Valerie d’Airelle and Francis, and Rha’kir and Tacky.

 

However, there was one racer and their snail that stood above others, the inaugural Snailula One Haeseni Champion, and that is Otto Baruch and Usnail Bolt, who finished first in the overall Championship standings with a total of 42 points, after finishing second twice and seventh once.

 

The final Championship standings were:

1. Otto Baruch and Usnail Bolt, 42 points.

2. Ingrid Barclay and Snailus Maximus, 31 points.

3. Rha’kir and Tacky, 31 points.

4. Konstantin Wick and Slicky Wicky, 28 points.

5. Amicia de Astrea and Pickles, 26 points.

6. Lorelei Miravis and Gary, 26 points.

7. Heinrik Barbanov and Mickaelz Schumachev, 25 points.

8. Maeve Elibar’acal and Snailium Snailibar’acal, 20 points.

9. Franz Barbanov and Lightning var Koenas, 20 points.

10. Valeria d’Airelle and Francis, 15 points.

11. Brandt Barclay and Cedric Barclay, 15 points.

12. Isabella Barclay and Zippy, 11 points.

13. Eleanora Mannox and Law & Order, 8 points.

14. Igor Kort and Dave, 3 points.

15. Walter and Henri, 2 points.

16. Arthas II Ruric and Turbo, 0 points.

17. Wilhelm Vyronov and Lerald Leraldson, 0 points.

 

The Féderation Internationale de l’Snailomobile is pleased with the progress made by the made in the 356 Snailula One Haeseni Championship, and does therefore state it’s intent for a second Championship to appear in 360, henceforth the 360 Snailula One Haeseni Championship, which shall feature new regulations, circuits, and more.

 

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IV JOVEO MAAN,

IV JOVEO EHR, 357 ES

His Highness, Prinzen Franz Leopold, Duke of Schattenburg, Grand Maer of Karosgrad, President of the Fédération Internationale de l’Snailomobile

[chaosgamer_ 754]

Rha'kir still proudly has his bronze metal!

[Mio 3773]

Otto Baruch holds his famed snail 'Usnail Bolt' up high, rejoicing in the square of Karosgrad "We won! Ye' hear? We won! We're finally nie second!" He cheered and pranced in circles before coming to a stop, raising his snail up to his face "You ge' to live another day lil' guy... Bu' now it's time to celebrate!"

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Ser Brandt Barclay clapped and cheered for the talented snail slavers.... ough cough trainers; patting his snail Cedric Barclay on the head a few times.

[doja_kitty 32]

The coordinators of the Haelun'or Snail Races quiver in fear at the superior-event!

[erictafoya 2309]

Somewhere in a farmhouse outside of the City of Karosgrad, the chimney of this house can be seen smoking. From the inside of the home, the sound of crackling and sizzling could be heard. Two young snails could only watch as they witnessed their father, Dave, being cooked alive. Who left the Snail Racer? Who knows, but who cares really. Dave Jr. would only know one thing, that he would not fail his owner like his father did.