Jason of the North 202 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Bojakk Frostbeard, at the request of Dulgran, Created this song in response to their epic slaughtering of hundreds of bears. Taking the time to post it upon this day to the tavern hall as well as a hand delivered copy to Dulgran himself. The battle of Ursan Run Spoiler [Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__uFnEMJqjg&ab_channel=JohnnyHorton-Topic ] [Lyrics: Ajax & Bojakk Frostbeard] In 18-oh-Four went to the southern peak Both the Ironstrake brothers, down for some game to seek We took a keg'a beer, and a boxa taters for a snack Then all hell broke loose with the bloody bears attack We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go throughWe swung all night and they began a runnin'With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do We look down a hill and we see them ursa's comeand there musta been a thousand of them chargin' at me chumthey looked so fuzzy as they let out their fierce roarWe just stood atop our hillock and readied their blood to pour Oh We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go throughWe swung all night and they began a runnin'With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do Ol' Dulgran said "We can cut them chubbers down If we hold this hilltop and bring our hammers down" We hefted our hammers til we saw their beady eyes well Then we brought down our hardened steel and really gave em' Well, We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go throughWe swung all night and they began a runnin'With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do He swung is axe till the handle came apart So he grabbed his longsword and continued with his part His feet were surrounded in heads and ursan slime Then he let out a mighty roar and the dwed lost his mind We swung our axes as the bears kept a-comin'Was quite a lot for only two dwed to go throughWe swung all night and they began a runnin'With all these bloody bodies we'll see what we can do Yeah they came from the briers, and they cam from the brambles and they crashed through the bushes to come and have a go They charged so fast that we nearly couldn't slash em The bloody hillock became a mass grave with each blow One, two, three, four Down Swing! three, four One, two, three, four Down Swing!, three , four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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