Fresh Tyrant of Elvenesse

[Criala 728]

To the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

 

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Tyrant of a place called Elvenesse
In the land of Axios born and raised
On the battle field was where I spent most of my days
Slicin' out dicin' choppin' people all cool
And all beatin' people in some duels outside of Linandria
When a couple of human who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the Prince got scared
He said 'You're takin' over for me in Elvenesse'
My fiancé begged and pleaded day after day
But I packed my armor and I was on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she let out a sigh
I put my game face on and said, 'I might as well get to it'.
High Prince, yo this is bad
Making all of the treaties to save the land.
Is this what the people of Elvenesse living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're difficult, hard to please, all that
Is Elvenesse the type of place they send this cool Tyrant?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Tyrant of Elvenesse
Well uh I got there and when I showed up
There was a dude who looked like a fashionista standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to commit war crimes yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I turned around to see a man and when he came near
The hair was black and long and he has a crown
If anything I can say this former Prince is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo Tyrants to Elvenesse'
I walked into the Citadel about seven or eight
And I yelled to the man 'Yo, Feanor, my city now'

I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Tyrant of Elvenesse

 

Spoiler

(( @Bhased I don't take credit for this at all. I just rewrote words for it to fit this. Thank you to @Masouri's post Fresh Prince of Elvenesse post title for making me want to do this LOL

 

[Unwillingly 11374]

Spoiler

Elvenesse national anthem pls