A LAK FILLED BIRTHDAY PARTY PALOOZADOOZABLOOZA!!!!

[AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093]

A LAK FYLLED BYRTHDAE PARTEE PUHLEWZADEWZABLEWZA!!!!

 

Across the vast stretches of Almaris, massive 9ft tall frog like creatures of many colors would leap and bound, leaving parchments all over the place that smell of berries. Scrawled on each missive would be the terribly messy handwriting of a hardly literate goblin, the words scrawled in a red paste.

 

 

 

"Ug, Throm’ka azh agh all, lat dezendants of Almariz. Lat may gruk mi, but many will nub, but Mi am Murdok’Lak, Zwampgoth, Zhomo Zupreme, Aengul Zlayuh, agh flattuh of EEEEEEEEEEVYL! agh a few Kaktuz weeks ago, mi turned mi firzt zentury old! In honuh of all duh things mi have dun buhfor mi firzt zenturi of lyfe, agh duh mani peeplez mi haz klomped for, Mi invytez MOZT of Almariz to come to mi BYRTHDAE PARTEE PUHLEWZADEWZABLEWZA!!!! There will be uh hozt of zwampy bewze agh grub agh green agh klomps agh romps agh thwomps in duh tavern of my favorite Weirdiez, Hareeven duh Druid King. Itz kalled duh Owlz Perch. Kome azh agh kome all tuh hear mi many tayles agh peep mi ridin uh giant toalak agh zkream bout duh zpiritz! Itll be fun!"

 

ZPEZIAL INVITAYZIONZ LATZ ALL BELOW MUZT KOME!!!!
Kryzza Stormbringuh, if latz ztill floating round in dat purifrier armor of latz. Wuld be veri bub

hozh tuh peep ya.

Big Ziztuh Fiily’Yar, bekuz lat haz tuh be here.
Mizz Aliza, kuz it haz been uh veri long tik zinze wi have blahed.

Bezt Frend Urizt Irehart, bekuz it haz been tew long.
Brudduh Al-Uk and Bruddah Kretz’Ox, bekuz wi are duh oryginal Goblin Zkwad.
All of duh zkaherz of Halvar’z lyne, fer he wuz uh hozh frend agh hozh Kingie of Norland
Matumahk’Raguk, fer zayvin mi from dat giant perple werm korpze aftuh it zmewzhed mi. Nub hard feelinz bout latz rebellion.

Druii Kween Nivandilidopiluz, bekuz lat iz uh hozh twigger dat aint evuh been rewd tuh mi.

Zituh Zhanka’Yar, fer all duh wyzdum lat haz given in latz tik bein mi ziztuh.

Hargurr’Gorkil, fer maykin zure dat mi wuz uh ztrong Rex durin mi tik upon Arkaz.
Ani azh elze dat iz uh hozh frend of Mi’z bettuh kome tew, mi brainz ahm foggi agh mi nub remebuh everiazh whyle mi ahm zkribin.

DUH NUB ALLOWED LYZT!

If lat iz on diz lyzt, nub even bothuh komin, er mi will flat lat faztuh den ahn Olog grubz taterz.

NUB INFERI KUZ LATZ AHM EVYL!
NUB ZPEWKERZ KUZ LATZ AHM EVYL!
NUB VOR’KALAN FER BLAZTIN MI WIT LIGHTNIN!

NUB AZDRAZI ZKAHERZ KUZ AZH! KALLED MI UH PET TUH DUH REX BAK ON ARKAZ!
NUB KANONIZTZ DAT ARE MEAN!

NUB VOID MAGI KUZ NUB!
NUB AENGULZ ER DAEMONZ KUZ LATZKAN ZKAH OFF ER MI WILL FLATZ ALL OF LATZ UH DUB TIK!
 

Spoiler

Hey yall, Bobross here. Just making a goofy murdok post since I havent made one in forever. Hes my first persona on the server and he is officially a century, so I wana celebrate with all the people my crazy little goblin has met over the years. Itll be next Friday, July 2nd, and im gonna try and be around all day, but for planning purposes, everyone can pop by at about 6pm est, cause ill for sure be free then. Hope to see you there!

 

[Bardmancer 815]

"Damm, diz lidduhl bidzh didnub evun menzhun mi." grumbles a grouchy old uruk from wherever she's hiding as she reads the invitation. She chucks it to one side, knowing what she's wiping her arse with next.

[Astrophysical 1009]

An aging, washed up, and crimson skinned goblin mumbles, reading the invitation.

“Better come den, there iz gonna be zome zkaher dat iz gonna crazh it... Mi can nub mizz dat.”

[Zacho 1750]

Jiangu'lak cheers, huffing a bit as he wasn't specifically named but gets over as he prepared for a cool party.