Slorbin 1774 Share Posted July 7, 2022 THE BRONZE AUCTION QUAVINIR-RELATED MEMORABILIA FOR SALE THE AUCTION OF A MILENNIA! ITEM ONE: QUAVINIR'S BRONZE MASK. FAMOUSLY USED BY THE HOMUNCULUS 'QUAVINIRRE'. IT WAS HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONNE- AND NOW, STOLEN FROM HIS 'UNTIMELY' GRAVE OF YEU RTHULHU BY EXPLORER 'DANIEL DIPSOM'. BIDDING STARTS AT: 1000 MINAE. BIDDING INCREASES BY 100 MINAE. ITEM TWO: QUAVINIR'S BRONZE TOILET. CRAFTED BY THE BRONZESMITHE QUAVINIRRE, THIS TOILETTE WAS PERHAPS USED BY HIS BODYE AND CONTAINS TRACE AMOUNTS OF FECES, THOUGH ITS TRUE OWNERS HAVE NOT BEEN IDENTIFIEDE. BIDDING STARTS AT: 200 MINAE. BIDDING INCREASES BY 20 MINAE. ITEM THREE: QUAVINIR'S BRONZE SHORT-SWORD. CRAFTED BY THE BRONZESMITHE QUAVINIRRE, THIS SWORD WAS MADE BY THE STRONGEST MATERIAL KNOWNE TO MANNE- BRONZE. OR SO, QUAVINIRRE CLAIMS. EVEN THE STRONGEST BALLOONNES CANNOT DEFEND AGAINST IT'S POPPING POWERE. BIDDING STARTS AT: 300 MINAE. BIDDING INCREASES BY 30 MINAE. PLEASE CONTACT KEVUS FOR DETAILS. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 4937 Share Posted July 7, 2022 "Talk about inflated prices..." Elathion frowned, looking over the auction's starting prices. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8910 Share Posted July 7, 2022 "It just feels objectively wrong to steal from a grave." Points out an 'Aheral man upon reading the notice, frowning. "And worse to buy from one." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorbin 1774 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, FlemishSupremacy said: "Talk about inflated prices..." Elathion frowned, looking over the auction's starting prices. "IT IS WHAT QUAVINIRRE WOULD HAVE WANTED!" Said the homunculus. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadOne 3420 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Dietrich Barclay scouts investment opportunities to inflate his hedge fund, intending to host a feast for the skinny peasantry of Acre so that they could fatten up a bit to work the fields better. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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