Greed Hand Recruitment | MALIKS’ COMPANY

[TreeSmoothie 5136]

A Dame begins madly scribbling down on the paper, her face twisted wide with curious glee.

 

What is your name?:

Astaroth  

 

What is your age?:

Old. Like ... A century and a half?

 

What is your race?:

I think a human. I look like one, anywho.

 

Where do you reside?:

Krugmar

 

Do you have sorcery?:

Life evocation, Alchemy and an unsavory Further Alchemy, Haruspexy, and ~House Shamanism~

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Krugmar's Grubgoth. I cook'a'da meatball.

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Looting all these accursed, empty towns and keeps littered across Almaris. I stole someone's robot leg straight from a chest once and got a PRETTY penny for it!

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:

Served Inferi (soul may or may not be sucked into Moz Strimoza upon death. Tichar didn't tell me.), create faux life on a whim and watch it painfully disintegrate back into the void when I become bored, other miscellaneous things I've been sworn to secrecy to by dead-folk, and worst of ALL,

 

I was Orenian.

[kennyr 94]

What is your name?:

Roxana

 

What is your age?:

20

 

What is your race?:

Human

 

Where do you reside?:

Mardon

 

Do you have sorcery?:

Non

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Not currently but trying

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Finding PAPA.

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:

In my youth I called my little brother fat every day to the point he appeared severely malnourished. So frail that a whisper might've knocked him over.

[Werew0lf 12543]

16 hours ago, Pancho said:

What is your name?:

Pancho Bojo

 

What is your age?:
Thirties

What is your race?:

Heartlander

 

Where do you reside?:

The Bojotian Lands

 

Do you have sorcery?:
Nay

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Only ones that line my pockets

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Having a straight up baja blast

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
I stole a child from some elves.

What is your name?:

Pancho Bojo

 

What is your age?:
Thirties

What is your race?:

Heartlander

 

Where do you reside?:

The Bojotian Lands

 

Do you have sorcery?:
Nay

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Only ones that line my pockets

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Having a straight up baja blast

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
I stole a child from some elves.

The self-proclaimed Dark God Malik the Freak signed off the parchment with a GREEDY APPROVAL. 

16 hours ago, TreeSmoothie said:

A Dame begins madly scribbling down on the paper, her face twisted wide with curious glee.

 

What is your name?:

Astaroth  

 

What is your age?:

Old. Like ... A century and a half?

 

What is your race?:

I think a human. I look like one, anywho.

 

Where do you reside?:

Krugmar

 

Do you have sorcery?:

Life evocation, Alchemy and an unsavory Further Alchemy, Haruspexy, and ~House Shamanism~

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Krugmar's Grubgoth. I cook'a'da meatball.

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Looting all these accursed, empty towns and keeps littered across Almaris. I stole someone's robot leg straight from a chest once and got a PRETTY penny for it!

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:

Served Inferi (soul may or may not be sucked into Moz Strimoza upon death. Tichar didn't tell me.), create faux life on a whim and watch it painfully disintegrate back into the void when I become bored, other miscellaneous things I've been sworn to secrecy to by dead-folk, and worst of ALL,

 

I was Orenian.

 

The self-proclaimed Dark God Malik the Freak signed off the parchment with a GREEDY APPROVAL. 

 

8 hours ago, kennyr said:

What is your name?:

Roxana

 

What is your age?:

20

 

What is your race?:

Human

 

Where do you reside?:

Mardon

 

Do you have sorcery?:

Non

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Not currently but trying

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Finding PAPA.

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:

In my youth I called my little brother fat every day to the point he appeared severely malnourished. So frail that a whisper might've knocked him over.

 

The self-proclaimed Dark God Malik the Freak signed off the parchment with a GREEDY APPROVAL. 

[hotbox_monk 1024]

What is your name?:

Persephone 

 

What is your age?:
Hag

What is your race?:

WO-MAN

 

Where do you reside?:

A remote farm within the Harvest Confederacy.  

 

Do you have sorcery?:
A bit

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Dwarf-land is where I lay my noggen.

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

 LA FIESTA!

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
Razed a small village, but it was also a good thing because we saved Sumfaya and Marib who were chill like that.

[Morigung-oog 2589]

JOINING

 

What is your name?:

Valindra, the Pale Elf of Disaster 

 

What is your age?:
Something, something Johannesburg was fun to watch go boom. 

What is your race?:

Elf, just Elf.

 

Where do you reside?:

Wherever has the best food. 

 

Do you have sorcery?:
Yes, hocus-pocus. Conjuration, water evocation, translocation, transformation, and being able to balance a spoon on my nose. 

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Wherever feeds me the best food. 

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Chaos, the good kind. Feeding a flock of messenger birds laxatives and sending them to Norland. 

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
Fed a flock of messenger birds laxities and sent them to Haelunor. The silver city became the Silver Shitter.

[Werew0lf 12543]

18 hours ago, hotbox_monk said:

What is your name?:

Persephone 

 

What is your age?:
Hag

What is your race?:

WO-MAN

 

Where do you reside?:

A remote farm within the Harvest Confederacy.  

 

Do you have sorcery?:
A bit

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Dwarf-land is where I lay my noggen.

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

 LA FIESTA!

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
Razed a small village, but it was also a good thing because we saved Sumfaya and Marib who were chill like that.

 

The self-proclaimed Dark God Malik the Freak signed off the parchment with a GREEDY APPROVAL. 

 

18 hours ago, Moribundity said:

 

JOINING

 

What is your name?:

Valindra, the Pale Elf of Disaster 

 

What is your age?:
Something, something Johannesburg was fun to watch go boom. 

What is your race?:

Elf, just Elf.

 

Where do you reside?:

Wherever has the best food. 

 

Do you have sorcery?:
Yes, hocus-pocus. Conjuration, water evocation, translocation, transformation, and being able to balance a spoon on my nose. 

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Wherever feeds me the best food. 

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Chaos, the good kind. Feeding a flock of messenger birds laxatives and sending them to Norland. 

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
Fed a flock of messenger birds laxities and sent them to Haelunor. The silver city became the Silver Shitter.

 

The self-proclaimed Dark God Malik the Freak signed off the parchment with a GREEDY APPROVAL. 

[Rayna Star 167]

What is your name?:

Emma Rose Brae

 

What is your age?:
Sixty... something. Honestly, I hardly keep track anymore.

What is your race?:

Adunian

 

Where do you reside?:

Wherever I can find a bed, at the moment.

 

Do you have sorcery?:
Of course.

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Sympathetic? Maybe... Maybe not. Affiliated? Absolutely not.

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Surpassing the power and knowledge of the bloodlines before me so that my name may be forever etched onto the scripts of eternity.

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
I willingly gave myself over in service to a creature of darkness for a time, becoming the catalyst of its ritual.

[Werew0lf 12543]

On 8/17/2022 at 10:18 PM, Rayna Star said:

What is your name?:

Emma Rose Brae

 

What is your age?:
Sixty... something. Honestly, I hardly keep track anymore.

What is your race?:

Adunian

 

Where do you reside?:

Wherever I can find a bed, at the moment.

 

Do you have sorcery?:
Of course.

 

Are you currently in a political affiliation with any nation?:

Sympathetic? Maybe... Maybe not. Affiliated? Absolutely not.

 

In a few words, please explain what ‘fun’ means:

Surpassing the power and knowledge of the bloodlines before me so that my name may be forever etched onto the scripts of eternity.

 

In a few words, tell us the most ‘evil’ thing you have done:
I willingly gave myself over in service to a creature of darkness for a time, becoming the catalyst of its ritual.

 

The Dark God Malik the Freak snapped his fingertips, as a GREEDY APPROVAL appeared on the parchment.