Notic 941 Share Posted March 17, 2023 [!] Another issue, whether it was requested or not, shows up to all people on Lily Peregrin's secret mailing list. This paper is much lengthier than the previous edition, with several stories covered in it.The Cobbler's Goblet Now published every Pumpkin Week Scribed by Lily Peregrin This week... Mimosa Applefoot Hires Gremlin Army? Sea Monsters Infest Bywater! The Cobbler's Goblet Now Hiring? Mimosa Applefoot Hires Gremlin Army?It seems that the root of corruption runs deeper in Bywater! Mayor Mimosa Applefoot was seen by several eyewitnesses entering a secret passageway in the Storage Burrow! Soon after, several Gremlins- small, fiendish beasts- emerged from the hovel and began to take shipments of precious crops under Mimosa's instructions! Our field reporter, Lily Peregrin, later interviewed one of the Gremlins seen at the scene of the crime. This Gremlin, named Grukkal Blunderblab, admitted after much interrogation that Mimosa Applefoot has been paying off a Gremlin Tribe that dwells beneath Bywater! Grukkal further stated that this was a contingency plan in case she ever lost office, paying the Gremlin Tribe our precious crops in exchange for their violence on the day of reckoning! What does our leadership have to say about this? When will this tyranny end? Sea Monsters Infest Bywater! Notice: Any who swim in our beautiful lakes, beware! Bywater has found itself home to a school of Bogglywamps, a poisonous fish that release toxic chemicals into waterways! Several eyewitness accounts report seeing a hooded biggun dumping these by the bucket-full into our ponds and aqueducts! Our best reporters are still hunting for this criminal! If you see anyone suspicious, please report to Lily Peregrin!The Cobbler's Goblet Now Hiring?We need your help, faithful readers! The Cobbler's Goblet is now looking for skilled journalists and reporters to aid in our investigation into the dark crevices of Bywater! If you wish to assist, please send word to Lily Peregrin, and you will be provided with space to operate within the Bywater Library! Stay safe, stay watchful and stay tuned!Notice: The Cobbler's Goblet does not claim that any content within its texts is explicitly true, and rather operates on subjective knowledge. Please be advised. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9927 Share Posted March 17, 2023 "T'is is nuffin' bu' slandah ahn lies. Nay ah single thin' 'ere beh true! Such ah 'orrible press! T'ae Hay Herald t'is far superior 'n evereh way!" says Mimosa Applefoot-Nimblefoot as she reads this newspaper. Spoiler 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box of Rain 131 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Doder does not wish to think too hard, so he doesn't. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeMeT0TheFae 951 Share Posted March 17, 2023 *sits by the fire in her burrow, reading the paper.* "Well ain' t'is interes'ing. Seems loike t'ings migh' pick up aroun' 'ere." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 632 Share Posted March 17, 2023 [!] Lengthier issue just means more paper planes. Magnolia's at it again. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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