NotEvilAtAll 9941 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Spoiler [!] You find a letter in your aviary mailbox Shovel Training! ~The shogging logs and training dummies of Bloomerville, a village from a time long past~ With the recent threats of KIDNAPPING and IBLEESIAN CULTISTS in Bywater, we must defend ourselves as best we can! These foul bigguns wish to scour our shire, rip up all of our burrows and fields, and replace them with casinos, shops, and the evils of industry! Next Pumpkin Day will be spent solely on training our shovel combat skills and preparing traps and other defenses to protect Bywater from these evildoers! Halfling ingenuity shall prevail! Knox bless Bywater! -Mimosa Applefoot-Nimblefoot, Mayor of Bywater. ((Event Tomorrow, 8 PM EST, Thursday the 23rd of March, 3/23/2023. Located in Bywater, the home of the halflings on Almaris.)) 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 658 Share Posted March 23, 2023 SHOULDNT HAVE SENT MAGNOLIAS HAND WITH THE RANSOM NOTE, BECAUSE SHE GLUED IT BACK ON AND NOW THEY GOTTA CATCH BOTH THESE HANDS 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box of Rain 131 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Doder sits with has face buried into his knees. He speaks to himself, "Oi've nevah 'ad tae hur' anotha' livin' fing... Bu' Oi s'pose Oi should learn in these uncer'ain toimes. Fer shame." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlitheryC1 483 Share Posted March 23, 2023 (edited) Quote These foul bigguns wish to scour our shire, rip up all of our burrows and fields, and replace them with casinos, shops, and the evils of industry! A certain biggun wearing nothing but a helmet and ragged clothing raised a hand to scratch the back of their ferrum hat, sweating profusely beneath the steel and cloth. "...Fack." Edited March 23, 2023 by SlitheryC1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
satinkira 5900 Share Posted March 23, 2023 7 hours ago, NotEvilAtAll said: Reveal hidden contents [!] You find a letter in your aviary mailbox Shovel Training! ~The shogging logs and training dummies of Bloomerville, a village from a time long past~ With the recent threats of KIDNAPPING and IBLEESIAN CULTISTS in Bywater, we must defend ourselves as best we can! These foul bigguns wish to scour our shire, rip up all of our burrows and fields, and replace them with casinos, shops, and the evils of industry! Next Pumpkin Day will be spent solely on training our shovel combat skills and preparing traps and other defenses to protect Bywater from these evildoers! Halfling ingenuity shall prevail! Knox bless Bywater! -Mimosa Applefoot-Nimblefoot, Mayor of Bywater. ((Event Tomorrow, 8 PM EST, Thursday the 23rd of March, 3/23/2023. Located in Bywater, the home of the halflings on Almaris.)) "give in," an old halfling with a star-and-stripes-hat says, "to capitalism." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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