To Shinji (The Dark Lord Gashadokuro), Come home and have some chicken

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To Shinji, Come Home and have some chicken
From Shugo Kato Oijin to the Dark Lord Gashadokuro
An offer for a 1 Day Truce

 

 

Dear Shinji, I wrote you three times and I haven’t heard a creak or crack,
I even left a sign on the back of your home because the front was trapped
Maybe you found someone else to haunt after that dub on me and beat my ass
Think you some hot shit now but the score is 5 and 1 so you ain’t all that
My higher kill count aside, what’s been up Shinji how goes your alchemy?
I saw you learned Epistle Smog, that’s real sus because you don’t talk to me
Better tell me who taught you now before I get these green kami investigating
If you take too long I’m breaking your phylactery so don’t keep me waiting
The village is sick of me talking about you because you keep dodging our skirm sessions
My wife Olai’s jealous and spites me playing League of Legends twenty-four Seven
But they don’t know you like I know you Shinji, no one does.
I still remember a time when you were normal like one of us
You must come back home for the holidays Shinji, it’s the time for community and family
If you don’t come with just a plus one, then you’re getting blown away by cannon artillery.

I know you've been alone and scared for awhile, and if you need me I can be like a father

Sincerely yours, Shugo P.S if you’re good today I might teach you instant water.
 

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9pm est today at Saki Gaki :3

 

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An Azulyte listens to someone read it with an amused expression. 

 

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Daal holds up the invite to his lich prince with his left hand all while pointing at it with his right index claw at his dead living name “Silly name you have have. Can we go go?”