siglms_ 228 Share Posted February 8 (edited) ANNOUNCEMENT OF KRIMP CHANGES GREETINGS HONORABLE BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE HONORBOUND LANDS OF KRUG. AS TIME CONTINUES, CHANGE COMES. FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THESE CHANGES IN THE STATUS OF HONORARIES AND THE DUTIES OF KRIMPGOTH AS A WHOLE. AZH - KRIMPHAI: I AM BUT ONLY ONE URUKHIM. I CANNOT HUNT THE WHITEWASHES, ENSURE THE PURITY OF URUKHIM CULTURE, NOR DECLARE HONORARIES MYSELF. WITH THIS IN MIND, I SHALL INSTATE THE ROLE OF ‘KRIMPHAI’, MY OFFICIAL ASSISTANT(S) IN MY DUTIES. THERE SHALL BE A TOTAL OF THREE KRIMPHAI, EACH OF WHOM WILL BE CHOSEN BY ME OR THE REX COUNCIL AT OUR DISCRETION. ANYONE INTERESTED IN THE POSITION MAY SPEAK WITH US REGARDING THEIR APTITUDE FOR IT. DUB - WARGOTH INCOMPETENCE: WITH THE CHANGES TO HONORARY TRIALS, THE DOMINUS AND I HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING THE ABILITY OF WARGOTHS TO PERFORM THE TRIALS NECESSARY FOR ONE TO BECOME AN HONORARY URUKHIM. THIS WAS, IN OUR EYES, A MISTAKE. WARGOTHS HAVE DONE LITTLE IN KEEPING THEIR CLANS ALIVE AND SHOWN LITTLE APTITUDE IN PERFORMING THESE SACRED RITES. WE DECLARE THAT ALL POWER GIVEN TO WARGOTHS IN HONORARY TRIALS IS HEARBY STRIPPED. THE ONLY PEOPLE ALLOWED TO GIVE AN ASPIRANT HONORARY THEIR TRIALS ARE ME, THE KRIMPHAI, AND THE DOMINUS. THE REX CAN IF HE WANTS, I JUST DON’T THINK HE’D WANT TO. GAKH - TRIAL CHANGES: THE HONORARY TRIALS IMPOSED BY GRIMRUK’LUR HAVE, AS MENTIONED PREVIOUSLY, BEEN EXEMPLARY AT WEEDING OUT THOSE WHO ARE UNFIT TO BE HONORARY. HOWEVER, THERE ARE NO OTHERS BETTER AT DETERMINING WHO IS OF URUKHIM SOUL THAN THE ANCESTORS, THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN URUKHIM LONG BEFORE US. FOR THIS REASON, A NEW TRIAL IS NOW IN PLACE THAT CAN BE DONE AT ANY TIME: THE SPIRIT TRIAL. HONORARY-INITIATES MUST SPEAK WITH A LUTAUMAN, THOSE WHO’VE INTERTWINED THEMSELVES WITH THE STARGUSH, AND MUST TRAVEL WITH THEM INTO THE SPIRIT ‘UZG. THE LUTAUMAN MUST SPEAK WITH AN ANCESTOR OF THEIR CHOOSING, VOUCHING FOR THE HONORARY-INITIATE. THE ANCESTOR WILL, HOPEFULLY, GIVE THE HONORARY A TASK BEFITTING OF OUR PEOPLE. WHEN THE TASK IS COMPLETED, IT IS DECLARED THAT THE ANCESTOR VOUCHES FOR THE HONORARY-INITIATE AND THE TRIAL IS COMPLETE.FUTH - OOPSIES!: AS MENTIONED PREVIOUSLY, I AM BUT ONLY ONE URUKHIM. I AM FALLIBLE, I AM CAPABLE OF MAKING MISTAKES. UPON FURTHER INTROSPECTION, I HAVE REALIZED THAT I HAVE MADE A GRIEVOUS ERROR. THE GOBLIN KNOWN AS ‘GOB ZTABBA-ZNIFFA’ IS NOT WORTHY OF BEING OF URUKHIM SOUL, NOR SHOULD HAVE THEY BEEN PARDONED BY ME. FOR THIS ERROR TO BE RECTIFIED, THE GOBBO KNOWN AS ‘GOB ZTABBA-ZNIFFA’ IS HEARBY DECLARED AN OFFICIAL WHITEWASH. THOSE WISHING TO SLAY OR CAPTURE THE GOBBO MAY SPEAK TO ME, THE DOMINUS, OR THE KRIMPHAI DIRECTLY. SLAYING OR CAPTURING THE GOBBO COMES WITH THE SAME REWARDS AS THE OTHER WHITEWASHES (NO REFUNDS). SINCEREST APOLOGIES FOR THE MISTAKE. LOK’TAR OGAR, DRUS, KRIMPGOTH OF THE IRON HORDE. Edited February 8 by siglms_ 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caravaggio 145 Share Posted February 8 Prauta reads the message and nods in approval. She is glad that the young uruks are finally starting to listen to their elders. Perhaps the wisdom of the spirits has not yet fallen on deaf ears. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMojoMordor 526 Share Posted February 8 Gob Ztabba-Zniffa ponders if he's able to teleport inside someone. with his GOD given gift... or perhaps it's sinful? Curiously - the disfiugured goblin would waddle his way to the 'black site' to try it out on the Pirate corpses. Spoiler Ya'll welcomed to come and bonk any time i'm on besides Saturday evening when i'll be running a mini-event. O7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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