A COMMONER'S GUIDE TO "THE DEMON" OF AAUN

[Epicethan4 948]

 

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A variety of fliers would be present within common villages and towns of the Heartlands

 

 

 

A Plea To The Common Folk of the Heartlands!

 

A Monster sits upon the throne of the Kingdom of Aaun. A ravenous beast of low moral character who dances upon the graves of his enemies, feasts upon their flesh and slays his own blood. That demon is none other than Charles “The Kinslayer” of Aaun. Common men and women of the Heartlands! I beg that you heed these words for I shall provide a full list of this man’s crimes against not only man, but GOD himself, and why the war against his tyranny is just and necessary! For the uninformed, this is for you!

 

The following are a list of this scrowndel’s vile works:

 

Kinslaying

 

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A depiction of the infamous painting of James Marcel Whitespire’s Corpse

 

The man who slays that of his own blood is the most accursed of men, and it has been discovered that not only has Charles slain his own brother out of his own naked fear of being usurped, but also left the brutalized and savaged corpse of his own to rot and mold into the very ground! It is believed that the corpse was left because the sight was so satisfying to the tyrant that he declared it a piece of “art.” A truly sickening monster! If this is how the Demon of Aaun treats his own kin, how will he treat you, the common folk of the Heartlands? Such are things to ponder as this war draws nearer to us. If you love your brothers, your mother, your father, your sisters, and your children, do NOT fly the banner of a madman who murders his own kin and desecrates their corpse!

Destruction of Peace

 

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A Rough Sketch of the Raid of Illatian

 

One of the few things that the Kinslayer hates more than his brother is peace itself. His hunger for death and destruction knows no bounds! After being condemned for the murder of his brother, the vile Kinslayer entered a black rage and called upon soldiers of the County of Enswerp to launch an all out attack against the peace-loving people of Blackworth. In this horrifying and bloodthirsty exchange, many GOD-fearing men were put to the sword. Allegedly, infants were impaled upon spears, and good men and women alike were decapitated by the band of marauders. A horrifying sight for all to bear witness to!

 

Misrule and Tyranny

 

Alas, under the reign of the Monster of Aaun, the Heartlander confederation was brought to an end. The Commonwealth of Petra could no longer stand the tyranny and decadence of the Kinslayer. Being in the same room as him is a harsh punishment (it is alleged by reputable sources that he reeks of sulfur), but to be in the same realm as him is a most dire predicament that no man deserves. The Commonwealth of Petra nearly brought themselves to war to escape the clutches of this man and his stink, and thankfully they succeeded in their endeavor. Should the Commonwealth of Petra lay down their lives for a man they wanted to remove themselves from so eagerly? Should the proud men and women of Aaun raise the banners and march to battle for one who slaughters the innocent, brings discontent, chaos, and terror across the realm? Such is for YOU, the common people of the Heartlands to decide. 

 

If you love GOD, your family, and your realm, the right choice is to RENOUNCE the Demon of Aaun! An unapologetic Kinslayer must never sit the throne! Do not let him sink his teeth into you and fill your head with his deceit! 

 

GOD BE WITH YOU!

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A depiction of “The DEMON” of Aaun

Edited August 11, 2024 by Epicethan4

[Caranthir_ 2533]

8 minutes ago, Epicethan4 said:

the peace-loving people of Blackworth

 

Baldrick decides to read no further from this particular satire.

[tilly 5115]

Renilde was not surprised, yet very pleased by such an informative flier. “It appears we are more alike than one might think, sinners, kinslayers and all, Mister and Missus Aaun!”

[i.uomini 2564]

Lothair looks over the piece with fervent attention, as research upon matters of State and Policy was important to Highlanders... unlike others.

[_RoyalCrafter_ 5285]

"I always wondered why it smelled of rotten eggs at the hand of oren" Brom 'Nose of Urguan' Crowbeard commented as he sniffed the air with his gigantic shnoz.

[Pegleg_Bob 1111]

Constantine Leopold Haverlock reads over the missive and shakes his head "This is going too light on the devil know as Charles Alstion." 

[sergisala 3451]

"Don't they literally worship a red demon?" asked the Nauzican Alexander Darkwood upon looking at the war propaganda, raising a brow at the pagans' hypocrisy.

[Ryanark 2738]

"Grendel has many forms... Men— easily corrupted by Grendel, this one also poisons thee with the idea of an empire.. I hear whispers of it in the wind, but heed, it is just the ramblings of a mad man!" Beówulf sat around the campfire at Sólgaard with his shield-brothers, donned in warpaint, telling foreboding tales around the campfire under the thundering moonlit night.