TO THE BLACK CHURCH

[Papa Rock 2400]

 

A PROMISE TO THE BLACK CHURCH

Issued by the Grand Kingdom of Urguan

 

 

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/qLo-NZBLkr8?si=rELnHcB0vE9L_j5P

 

 

Fock yeh.

 

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

 

We are going to kill you.

 

We’re blowing up your unholy church.

NARVOK OZ URGUAN

 

Signed, 

 

Ulfar Kazzarathsson of the Elder Clan Starbreaker

ᚢᛚᚠᚨᚱ ᚲᚨᛉᛉᚨᚱᚨᚦᛊᛊᛟᚾ ᛖᚱᛟᚾ ᛞᚨ ᚷᛟᚱᛗ×ᛞᚹᛖᛞᚢᛚ ᚲᚨᛉᚨᛗᚨᚱ ᚲᛟᚱᚾᚨᛉᚲᚨᚱᚢᛗᛗ

The Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan

ᛞᚨ ᚲᚨᚦᚨᛁᚲ ᚦᚱᚢᛗᛗᚨᛉ ᛖᚱᛟᚾ ᛞᚨ ᚲᚨᚦᚨᛁᚲ ᚦᚱᚢᛗᛗᚨᛉ×ᚨᚾᚲᛟᚱ ᛖᚱᛟᚾ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ

Thane of the Elder Clan Starbreaker

ᛏᚺᚨᚾᛖ ᛖᚱᛟᚾ ᛞᚨ ᚷᛟᚱᛗ×ᛞᚹᛖᛞᚢᛚ ᚲᚨᛉᚨᛗᚨᚱ ᚲᛟᚱᚾᚨᛉᚲᚨᚱᚢᛗᛗ

Kahl of Kaz’ad Nolvaraz

ᚲᚨᚺᛚ ᛖᚱᛟᚾ ᚲᚨᛉ’ᚨᛞ ᚾᛟᛚᚢᚨᚱᚨᛉ

High Lord Golemancer

ᚨᛉ ᚱᛁᚲ ᚷᛟᛚᛖᛗᚨᚾᚲᛖᚱ

Godfather of the DON

ᚲᚨ×ᚨᛉ×ᚢᛁᛊᛁᚾᛞ ᛖᚱᛟᚾ ᛞᚨ ᛞᛟᚾ

 

Grelu Aerrundsson of Clan Silverbraid

Clan Father of Clan Silverbraid

‘Voidslayer’

High Preceptor of Urguan’s Da Kirkja Dverga

 

PIXTUS 'GODHAND' OF THE ELDER CLAN STARBREAKER

ᛈᛁᚲᛊᛏᚢᛊ ᚷᛟᛞᚺᚨᚾᛞ ᛏᚺᚨᚱᚲᚢᚾᛊᛊᛟᚾ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛖ ᛖᛚᛞᛖᚱ ᚲᛚᚨᚾ ᚲᛟᚱᚾᚨᛉᚲᚨᚱᚢᛗᛗ

HAND OF THE GRAND KING

ᚺᚨᚾᛞ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛖ ᚷᚱᚨᚾᛞ ᚲᛁᛜ
GUILD MAGNATE

ᛒᚨᚱᛁᛗᛗᚨᚱ ᛗᚨᚷᚾᚨᛏᛖ

YEMEKAR'S PICK
ᛁᛖᛗᛖᚲᚨᚱ×ᛊ ᛈᛁᚲᚲ
MAGISTRATE

ᛗᚨᚷᛁᛊᛏᚱᚨᛏᛖ

 

Grand Marshal of Dungrimm’s Legion

 

Bostone Grimgold

Grand Steward of Urguan, 

Clanfather of clan Grimgold

 

GALLIO GARDIRSON OF THE ELDER CLAN GRANDAXE

Gallio, son of Gardir, son of Gróin, son of Ognar, son of Thorin,

 son of Chaecus,  son of Herot, son of Thrain, son of Bogrin

ᛏᚺᛖ ᚹᛁᚾᚷᛖᛞ ᛚᛟᚱᛞ ᛒᛟᚱᚾ ᛟᚠ ᛒᛟᚷᚱᛁᚾᛊ ᛚᛁᚾᛖ

Clan Father of elder clan Grandaxe

Tribune of Dungrimm’s legion

Bane of the Great Chimera

The Hero of Anbella

Champion of Ale

Dragonslayer

Falconbearer

 

Narvi “Oppenhammer” Narfinsson Jewelbeard

The Goldentongued

Clan Speaker of the Goldshatters

 

ᚱᚺᛟᚱᚷᚹᚨᚱ ᛞᚹᛖᚾᚷᛟᛏᛋᛋᛟᚾ ᚨᛉᚹᛃᚱᛏᚱᚢᛗᛗ

Clan Father of Elder Clan Frostbeard

ᚲᚨᛉᚨᛗᚨᚱ ᚲᚨ'ᚨᛉ ᛖᚱᛟᚾ ᚷᛟᚱᛗ'ᛞᚹᛖᛞᚢᛚ ᚲᚨᛉᚨᛗᚨᚱ ᚨᛉᚹᛃᚱᛏᚱᚢᛗᛗ

 

 

THROMDRICK IRONGUT OF THE ELDER CLAN KHRORUL

ᛏᚺᚱᛟᛗᛞᚱᛁᚲᚴ ᛁᚱᛟᚾᚷᚢᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛖᛚᛞᛖᚱ ᚲᛚᚨᚾ ᚴᚺᚱᛟᚱᚢᛚ

Clan Father of the Elder Clan Irongut

ᚲᛚᚨᚾ ᚠᚨᛏᚺᛖᚱ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᛖᛚᛞᛖᚱ ᚲᛚᚨᚾ ᛁᚱᛟᚾᚷᚢᛏ

Rhun Oathed of the Cult of the Rhun

ᚱᚺᚢᚾ ᛟᚨᛏᚺᛖᛞ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚢᛚᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚱᚺᚢᚾ

Don of Da Orvul Nozkron

ᛞᛟᚾ ᛟᚠ ᛞᚨ ᛟᚱᚡᚢᛚ ᚾᛟᛉᚴᚱᛟᚾ

Strolok’dur of Vuur’dor

ᛋᛏᚱᛟᛚᛟᚴ’ᛞᚢᚱ ᛟᚠ ᚡᚢᚢᚱ’ᛞᛟᚱ

 

Sigrun ‘Undeadslayer’ Stonehammer
Clan Father of The Stonehammers, 

Priest of Dungrimm, Hero of Dungrimm,
Three-Time Grand Champion of Urguan.

 

 

Balas “Surviving Spinel” Gemeye

Clan Father of the Gemeyes

 

Edited November 15, 2025 by Papa Rock

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[Cheezboi9 618]

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[Beardicuss 486]

 Thriku would inspect the notice as he read it his hands would trace along his arm where the vampire had bit him 
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[Wand 1220]

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