IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION | THE UNHOLY NECROMANCER PROTECTORATE

[King_Kunuk 3026]

 

Issued and averred by the office of the

Some Drunk Necromacner

[!]The Great Emperor accepting the loyalty of ten morbillion ghouls

✠ I: ON THE UNHOLY PROTECTORATET

 

The Unholy Protectorate of Necromancers, known formally as the those ******* heretics, will be recognised officially under the Empire of Man as a head of religions activities-state, sworn directly to the Emperor of Man himself. With this, those evil undead monsters will be acknowledged as the sole authority of FAITH. In days of yore, Necromancers and Men have held hands together as they fought against the Curse of Iblees. I think even Horen is a Necromancer (cope).

 

✠ II: ON LAW AND FAITH

 

By decree of the totally legit office of the Empire (I swear this is real), the Empire of Man (not a drunk) decrees that the hyper evil faiths of Necromancers shall become the new state religion of the Empire of Man. That means all of His Majasty’s imperial subjects must submit valid Ghoul and Ghost CAs. All High Ranking imperials get free Darkstalker CAs, and the Emperor gets to put up a free Arch Lich CA once he hits T5 necromancer. However since this is of course, a state secret, no one is allowed to metagame the new evil aligned Necro State which exists. If you do so, I will make a metaplay ban report.

 

✠ III: ON GOVERNANCE

 

As an independent lair of the Faith, the Empire will not see to interfering with the rad and evil rituals done within the hyper evil lair. That is because Cannonism is weird, and all these made up LotC faiths really need to figure something out.

 

✠ III: ON NECROMANCER TITLES

 

I am just learning that apparently Necromancers have titles! Who would have thought! The Title King in Undeath is not officially recognized and is considered SUPER CRINGE. Instead, all cool necromancers who actually HAVE a Lich CA should start calling themselves Gravelord (it sounds cool).

 

✠ IV: ON SECURITY AND DEFENCE

 

The Empire swears this day to RAID all necromancer lairs everytime the lair raid CD comes off cool down. This also includes the Black Church, who is officially considered the lamest spook lair in existence (suck it demonic filth).

 

 

✠ V: ON FOREIGN POLICY

 

The evil necromancers will continue to be able to pillage and plunder as they wish, committing to GOON rp and LOW QUALITY VILLANTY. For such is there right in having the Necromancy MA. They shall be allowed to continue to beg, sob, weep, and shit themselves for dragon bones wherever it may be found.

 

“I saw all the other nations of the realm joining the hype train, and figured we make our own application to join in the imperial fun. . . wait who am I talking to?”

His Evil Necromancer, Black Scribe Felix von Wick
 

AVE SKELETOR!

 

[The Black Lubba 563]

A young ghoul’s hands clattered together. It’s best attempt at clapping. Perhaps maybe next time she was taken out on a raid there would be a feast to be had. 

[lemonke 6014]

Overlord Smilebone Of The Black Church signs the missive

[Shadeleaf 1023]

A particularly restless pile of bone has the notice draped over its skull by a now officiated Gravelord©®™. With glowing Non(yet)-CA-Accepted eyes it peruses the declaration from within the compost bin of a well adorned, holy necromantic lair.

 

"Ave Chivay! " a disembodied voice would sound, its tone pleasing the gravelord - eternal devotion to the Empire of Man (wrong one) sealed once and for all.

[Smmer 2441]

The phantom of the former empress of man, Circe would stare at the missive, upset at being unable to pick up a quill and outline a giant middle finger on it. She would require a Ghost Writer (heh) 

[Mestvin 953]

Both Sepulchre and The Empire use purple font (coincidence? i think not). It was bound to happen.

[Mescaffier 6197]

A homeless, five-century-old Necromancer had gotten her hopes up when she saw the missive. "AGGHK! SPAM MAIL!" she lamented, and crawled back into the sewers, somewhere.

[Werew0lf 24181]

“This is funny,” The Emperor showed the parchment to his privy councillors as they sat within their hall. All of his councillors seemed deeply concerned by the necrotic letter disguised as an imperial patent. “Lighten up.” 

 

”It is unfortunate — if their villainy was as tantamount as their comedy, we would not be starved of fun.”

[TaraJess 2854]

[Cheese 8899]

Juniper recalls the Necromancer she once called one of her own sons. Holding the missive now, not even she could help but chuckle, and hand it off to her husband. "Looks like Felix is going places. You've never met him, have you? I think you would enjoy his company if he wouldn't, like, maybe try to kill us and steal our souls."

[xo31 4028]

Barrowlord Szardiael (HIGH HELLS) (ZENTHERAK) 

 

BURNS this missive

[tantuni445 292]

 

[simatra 373]

"This will be a great change!" Endyrn remarks from an alchemy lab that definitely isn't located in the undead castle, "I totally don't know who this Felix guy is, but he sounds great."