Welcome To Breadfight Club

[TheNander 241]

*You go to the temporary throne room and you begin to hear faint sounds of yelling, whistling and occasionally splashing. The sound gets louder as you approach the back wall on the left. "There must be a switch around here somewhere..." You find the switch, some stairs are revealed. As you descend the steps, almost instantly you are brought into a room with a stone beam in the middle on its side over a pit of what you assume based on the scenario is a cocktail of sweat, blood, and what you hope is just water. A fellow dwarf greats you and says "Welcome ta Bread Fights!", trying to speak over the yelling rabble. "Bread Fights?" You ask in a questioning tone. "Aye, lad. Bread Fights. Over t'e past few monfs we be gettin plenty o' bread from t'e farm. So t'ose two knuckle 'eads over dere are t'e founders ov it." The man gestures toward Nalro Grayhammer fighting in the pit and Olaf Dawnsworn who was watching on the sidelines refereeing the match. Through the crowd you notice a dwarf beating a man savagely with a loaf of bread before swiftly delivering his finishing blow to the jaw knocking loose several of the mans teeth causing him to fall into the pit of a quasi-describable substance. Nalro walks towards you. "Ye be new 'ere?" With mouth wide open, you nod. "We 'ave a new 'un!..." The crowd silences. "I be guessin ye dunnae kno t'e rules 'ov t'e fights?" You shake your head back and forth no. "Aye, alrighty t'en." He begins to explain the rules:

1st RULE: You do nae talk 'bout BREAD FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NAE talk 'bout BREAD FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If some'un says "stop" er goes limp, taps out t'e bread fight be over.

4th RULE: Only two goys t' eh bread fight.

5th RULE: 'Un bread fight at eh toime.

6th RULE: No armor, no cheaten.

7th RULE: Bread fights'll go on as long as they 'ave t'.

8th RULE: If t'is be yer first night at BREAD FIGHT CLUB, ye 'AVE t' bread fight...

Before you have time to respond to rule #8 you are shoved onto the stone beam with a larger dwarf, slightly burlier then yourself. A soundbox chimes and you are passed a loaf of bread. The battle commences.*

[Ursolon 197]

(( First rule of Breadfight Club is you don't talk about Breadfight Club. ))

[Fenodyree 2]

(( First rule of Breadfight Club is you don't talk about Breadfight Club. ))

((*Makes hurried shushing motions))

[TheNander 241]

[[Ok, fixed up the post. If you see any Dwarven gramatical errors, please tell me.]]

[doom6153 57]

(we must build a bread fight pit)

[bov61 32]

((Olaf Dawnsworn ))

[Neri 3590]

((Are croissants and baguettes welcome at the club?))

[Watyll 1104]

((I have to find this...))

[Cronatus 0]

((I didnt expect that room to be turned into this i shouldnt have hidden the switch well maybe i shouldnt have gotten the pistons working in the first place.:? ))

[TheNander 241]

((Are croissants and baguettes welcome at the club?))

((Yes, Its BYOB [bring Your Own Bread]. Unless you're a first timer; then we will supply you with bread if needed.))

[bov61 32]

((too bad I won't be able to see any fights until the 6th ))

[KoTo 610]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.