Azog Agh Dom - Banished

[bungo 3965]

Meanwhile... Murkash'lur is scouring the Azog lands. By scouring, I mean rolling around in the snow making Snow Angels which do not look although like Snow Caterpillars.

[VonAulus 2082]

*a sullen look comes across his eyes as he looks to the child-like Pok. He grunts and says, "Latz wyl klomp mi, de Warguth, fur lats skahin hunur. Mi em tyrd ob dez kubbeh gymz. Mi ulzo chylenge de Rex un his decyzion tu weken de Uzg bi kyken uz oud fur Pok'z proboz."

[Bawg 494]

*Shurr sits down at his Brother's Inn, thinking of the recent events. He takes a sip of ale and thinks back.*

Shurr watched Tadok fight against Gromgok in the arena, it was goin' well. Then the Ugluk Wargoth leaped into the arena, leaping in front of Gromgok to protect him from getting shot with arrows. In Shurr's eyes this was cheating, though the fighting was continued. They inched closer, and closer together. Tadok notched one last arrow, and shot Gromgok in the belly. Shurr jumped to his feet and cheered. Tadok had won Shurr's freedom of being tormented by the clans. Though, Gromgok was angered that he lost a klomp, he challenged Tadok to a fist only klomp. Pok ran around like a screaming child, punching Tadok without reason or rhyme. Shurr believed Pok was about to kill tadok, and notched a arrow at Pok. Pok charged, and Shurr released the arrow and watched it disappear into Pok's Morbidly Obese Body. Pok then began to beat Shurr with his fists, and knocked him unconscious. Her had awaken to Gromgok ordering every orc to slaughter Azog and Dom on sight. Shurr arised, and ran to the Goi. He was quickly beat down by the other orcs, and awoke in the Cloud Temple. His Azog brothers, and him sprinted to their fort, and burned anything useful to the orcs. They quickly traveled South with Maur, though Shurr broke away and turned to his Brothers and Sisters for shelter. He was accepted by his much smaller Brother, and just sits in a booth drinking away his sorrows.

*Shurr sighes, thinking he will never be a shaman, nor will he lead a warband of brothers into battle. Shurr chuckles a bit, thinking about decimated Ugluk, Gorkil, and Lur in the Siege of the Azog Fort. Shurr smiles as he plots against the Orcs in attempt to gain honor or to kill those who refuse to give him it.*

[craotor 617]

*Grunts as he sees Pok shouting.

Me be lazt veteran uf da Great Klan warz.Me da unly ash dat waz dere when de Domz uzed deire dark mojo agh big uruk slavez tu klomp uz un honorably.ME waz dere when da Lazt ride uf da Lurs stormed San'Dom agh we klomped all uf em agh be hunting da survivorz fur almuzt 400 yearz zince dat day.Da Domz waz alwayz unhonorable skum agh me haz hunted almuzt 20 uf da survivorz inkluiding deire leader Or'ta.

Da banishment uf da Domz be nub punishment enub.Bu id alll da punishment da Ugz kan du.Da rezt muzt be dune by da Hunterz az vengance fu da skah dey did.Me nub kould kare more ash skah bout da Azogz bu me dink dey should getz a trialz by klomp

[_pok_ 1768]

*a sullen look comes across his eyes as he looks to the child-like Pok. He grunts and says, "Latz wyl klomp mi, de Warguth, fur lats skahin hunur. Mi em tyrd ob dez kubbeh gymz. Mi ulzo chylenge de Rex un his decyzion tu weken de Uzg bi kyken uz oud fur Pok'z proboz."

"Ukee, ah kyk lat tineh lyttle whyte azz."

[[i would do it today asap, but unless you are online right now, I can't because I'm working the rest of the weekend at a camp and won't be online. I literally have about 20 minutes.]]

[VonAulus 2082]

(( My dad grounded me for proving him wrong. We will have to do it soon though.))

Mi em Preoccupyd, Tadok Klomp lats tel lats skaher skahin flat.

[Jarkarll 314]

Grows bored and goes to make snow angels with Murkash

[Goldrim 1422]

Gromgok grunts as he ***** his head sideways slightly, a dissapointed look across his face at the thought of his brothers doubting his decision, let alone his father.

Da Azog am banished from da Rex's lands, 'dem be nub welcome 'ere agh they may redeem demselves agh prove they am worthy of bein' ash ob da officiul clanz in da War uzg, 'dey spit vile inzultz tu' me agh accuse me of bein' dishonorable, when after da klomp 'dey commit da crimes me am accused of themselves. Ib Grool oah Erik kome tu' me agh blah 'dey am nub guin' ta tread in da tainted footsteps ob 'deir Clan Fadder, me be willin' ta bring 'em in intu da Gorkil, as 'dese hard Warrioahs am nub ta suffer foah hiz mistaykes.

Pok was wounded in da Azog agh Ugluk waah, they wunted ta strike 'em duwn agh 'dey returned to battul foah vangeanze aftah Pok had bezted 'em, me ulzo blah'd da Dom he am Gorkil, cub 'o da fat skahur Bog, he blah'd him nub agh da Dom am him Clan, me blah'd 'em plenty ob tik he am nub guin' ta be flat when him gu agh become ash ob Azog, bud him refuse.

Stands firmly as he runs his arm along his snotty nose, looking at Jarkarll and Mogroka in curiosity as he awaits their answer.

[Jarkarll 314]

Gromgok grunts as he ***** his head sideways slightly, a dissapointed look across his face at the thought of his brothers doubting his decision, let alone his father.

Da Azog am banished from da Rex's lands, 'dem be nub welcome 'ere agh they may redeem demselves agh prove they am worthy of bein' ash ob da officiul clanz in da War uzg, 'dey spit vile inzultz tu' me agh accuse me of bein' dishonorable, when after da klomp 'dey commit da crimes me am accused of themselves. Ib Grool oah Erik kome tu' me agh blah 'dey am nub guin' ta tread in da tainted footsteps ob 'deir Clan Fadder, me be willin' ta bring 'em in intu da Gorkil, as 'dese hard Warrioahs am nub ta suffer foah hiz mistaykes.

Pok was wounded in da Azog agh Ugluk waah, they wunted ta strike 'em duwn agh 'dey returned to battul foah vangeanze aftah Pok had bezted 'em, me ulzo blah'd da Dom he am Gorkil, cub 'o da fat skahur Bog, he blah'd him nub agh da Dom am him Clan, me blah'd 'em plenty ob tik he am nub guin' ta be flat when him gu agh become ash ob Azog, bud him refuse.

Stands firmly as he runs his arm along his snotty nose, looking at Jarkarll and Mogroka in curiosity as he awaits their answer.

Is making snow angels with Murkash

[Blawharag 277]

<Blawharag guffaws at this.>

Lat **** un owr tradishunz? Lat accuze dem, bud wen lat am challunj'd lat blah nuffin? Amal am da triul by kombat? Amal am da honur en diz? Iv dem be dizhonurabul, dat am ash ting, but da Rex shuld huld moar honur den diz. Triul by kombat haz ulwaiz been da wyl uv da Ancezturz. Lat kan nub forsayk diz!

[Gloifur 1]

Gloifur receives the news of the Azog's banishment with a frown. To his knowledge only the most vile orc clans have been banished. To Gloifur the sins of the Azog's seem too little to merit this decision. Gloifur knows he is in no position to question his Rex and Wargoth but the ruling seems wrong...

[Goldrim 1422]

-snip-

Grunts in frustration.

Me hab done trial by kombat, da only termz 'dey mayde we're Olig agh call me unhonorable agh scurred when me nub accept, da Rex am nub skahun' scurred so me accept, agh 'den hym cheat wiv reinforced Olig!

Su me repeat, trial by klomp haz been done, bud it nub seem 'dey can ebben uphold 'dere own termz.

[Blawharag 277]

Hrmph, agh wut uv Pok? Iv ash cheetz en triul by kombat, fyne. Dat ash kan gu. Bud haz Pok challunj'd da ashez hym accuzez? Me peep H'ash beun accuzed agh ash triul by kombat. Uz am mizzun H. Agh me gruk Pok am accuz'n ad leezd dub uv dem by latz kownt.

[Goldrim 1422]

'Dat am foah Pok ta du, me nub guin' ta klomp foah Pok, hym am strong enuff Uruk ta tyke care ob himzelf, agh da ash am cheetun' wuz 'deir clan fadder, latz wunt me ta klomp all H ob 'em?

[Blawharag 277]

Nub, me wunt Pok tu klomp da H uv dem. Banish da Klan Popo, agh wayt untyl da uddurz hav der triulz befur lat start banishun dem. Lat nub gyv punishmunt befur triul. Pok wuntz tu accuze dem, Pok muzd klomp wif eech. Ash ad a tik. Under da sacred lawz uv da reena. Ani Azog dat winz ash klomp wif hymz accuzer am free tu gu, wif da Ancezturz blezzun. Ani Azog dat luuzez lat kan blah dem gilty agh gyv dem juztiz.