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Conquest Warclaim

Conquest is the act of military subjugation of an enemy by force of arms. In other words it is the de jure incorporation of some territory into another geo-political entity (either adjacent or non-contiguous). Usually, it is implied that the territory and population being annexed is the smaller, more peripheral, and weaker of the two merging entities, barring physical size.

Opposing Faction:

The Empire of Urguan and Allies

Defending Faction:

The War Uzg and Allies

Name of the battle:

Orcs Among the Grain

Location:

Alras East

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Time(atleast 5 days warning.):

Sunday, July 29th, 6pm EST

Terms:

- No enchanted weapons, except for power 1 bows.

- No golden apples.

- No potions.

Rewards:

- In the case of a victory for the Dwarves, region ownership will be given to zuluman111 and the Goldhands.

- All loot and chests are property of the Goldhands, as well as any riches or resources in the region.

RP:

The dust has settled, the battle for the outer city of Alras has been won. The dwarven warriors celebrate for the victory that has been claimed for the Goldhands. But not all dwarves celebrated that night. The two military commanders, Hodor and Morgrim, look over the edge of the crumbling fortress to the old Alrasian farms. Scattered across the waves of grain, orcs roam about, disorganised.

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“T’is battle beh nay be over ‘till t’ese bluddeh greenskinsbeh off our lands. Nut befur t’at can weh begin tae launch our own attacks un Uruk territory.” says Morgrim in a slightly war weary voice. “T’ere nay beh many, weh mus’ beh quick about gitten ‘em out ov ‘ere. Oi suggest ye call t’e ‘olds fer battle once again... T’e quicker t’is be done, t’e better.”

Hodor nods to Morgrim in agreement, “Dere beh nay sense in waitin’, ah will begin ter rally th’ troops n’ we will march upon t’e Alrasian farmland wit’in’ t’e mont’ T’ese greenskin bastards will see wut use t’eir little invasion wus wort’. We will crush ‘em unce again, just loike we did in t’e West! T’is’ll be just tae beginnin’ uv our counter attacks on ‘em!”

Morgrim glances back at Hodor, nodding, a slight grin appearing across his face. The two war weary veterans smile at each other, and walk to join the festivities in the Dwarven Empire.

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( These pictures are racist depictions of my people. I asked for a cease and desist immediatly; I know your prejudice. As a Nebraskan you desire your farms and wheat; yes indeed, but you cannot offend my peoples in order to propagate a war. )

Gorgul shouts Blawharag really, really loud. He also shouts Murkash, but Murkash is dead.

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WarPug Murkash of the Clan Lur still rots somewhere around in the city, and has yet to be burnt.

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*Bingo dah Gobbo scuffles with a large fat dwarf in the field gutting him for trespassing, then looks to the Dwarven side of Kal'Alras*

"Dem fattiez nub'hosh. Dey be ah cheatahz! Dey cheet dah Uruk frum dah skah hole Kal'Alras. Skippy am faat tuu. Urukz klomp dem guud."

*Bingo raises his cleaver into the air*

"GOBBO POWAH!"

Accepted. Bring it on

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Skippy Irongut scratches his right ear.

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((By the gods; first the plague, then the orcs, now the dwarves. I miss my peaceful farm-home.))

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((Id like to request that in this battle we be allowed golden apples)) ((i also note that we have been Building defences long before this claim came out *Freya can witniss to that* so building will continue :D))

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Gorum stands infront of the farms, unleashing his pre-battle war cry.

The drum beaters he hired begin bashing their drums.

" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM "

Gorum clears his throat

" And hodor "

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((Id like to request that in this battle we be allowed golden apples)) ((i also note that we have been Building defences long before this claim came out *Freya can witniss to that* so building will continue :D))

((I don't see why you can't build defences, I would totally do that do. However, the dwarves would probably suspect this IC, so they may also just send scouts to find and detect these traps before the battle. Just a thought, although I actually think the dwarves will be too lazy to actually do that.))

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[ You know, I'm going to go over there before hand, and mess you guys up, yo. ]

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((I don't see why you can't build defences, I would totally do that do. However, the dwarves would probably suspect this IC, so they may also just send scouts to find and detect these traps before the battle. Just a thought, although I actually think the dwarves will be too lazy to actually do that.))

((We did go IC and scout the area, and I personally don't mind building defenses. I would actually expect that, it makes RP sense. But all of that water flowing from no where is a little vexing, I mean the entire house has water flowing down hill from its base on all sides. How are we supposed to attack at all?))

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((We did go IC and scout the area, and I personally don't mind building defenses. I would actually expect that, it makes RP sense. But all of that water flowing from no where is a little vexing, I mean the entire house has water flowing down hill from its base on all sides. How are we supposed to attack at all?))

[[ It wasnt realistic at all either... ]]

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