Auction: Whale Blubber

[Ventai 291]

*A nice formal man in a ragged suit runs around salvus holding a bucket full of Whale blubber in his hands*

 

 "Everyone in Slavus! I Corvo the Pale have killed the mighty Whale and have its skin! All who wish to buy it state your name and call out your price ye wish to pay, We shall start the biding at 100 mina!"

 

*He then reaches into his satchel taking out another bucket full of blubber, grining*

 

OOC: Proof of the Blubber-

 

[thewhiteknights(rarethorn) 27]

*rarethorn sees it and gives a bid "101 minas!"

[Ventai 291]

*Looks to the man Nodding*

 

"That be good thinking, I suppose I should try to stop people like this... Anyway the auction shall go till the next eleven day! Or till no one give me no more prices!"

[Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer 280]

Alistair grins, a smirk across his face "101.01 minas!"

[Josh3738 3137]

*Zahrer stops selling his own wares and looks towards the man with the bucket.

"Now 'ow du ye git whale blubbeh? 110!"

[Ventai 291]

*Grunts as the people continue*

 

"Fine all raises of bets must be above 5 mina or they don't count!"

 

*Talks once more*

 

"I slayed the beast! with me fishing hook!"

[marimbamonk 1501]

Mountebank slowly approaches the front gate of the city, looking around for something interesting or of use to him. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he sees a man hurriedly running around screaming, "Whale blubber! Whale blubber! Auction starts at 100 minas!"

 

He chuckles to himself lightly, watching the man go around. "Whales... never seen many of them before," he thinks. He pulls out his sketchbook and quill, and hastily begins drawing something out. 

He nods to himself after a while, and finishes just in time as a rain begins to lightly pour down on Salvus. 

 

As the man goes for another pass again, Mountebank calls his name. If he agrees to stop and pays attention to the small halfling, he presents his journal to the man.

 

The journal reads:

 

"Were did u git yor wayle bluber?" 

[Ventai 291]

* Corvo looks to the small halfling with a grin, He starts to speak* 

 

"I got it when I was fishing, I used me fishing hook to reel in and catch the beast, Which then me and my brothers killed it with our harpoons!" 

[marimbamonk 1501]

Mountebank raises an eyebrow. He takes the journal back, writing something else. Once he finishes, he shows the man the journal again.

 

"Were wur u fishing?"

[Ventai 291]

"I was fishing in the rough seas of the pirate lands, On a stormy night when the feller ate my fishing hook whole, It be a good thing I brought the extra large hook! "

[Jarkarll 314]

"THEY LAUGHED! BUT I... I WAS PREPARED!"

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

Scowls and shakes a fist at Corvo.

 

"Well mistah shitbrain wot te' fecka cannon? If'ss som' magic **** oi'll cut yer fuckin' gabber, ye double 'eretic."

[Ventai 291]

*Looks towards the angry man, Shrugging for a moment before yelling out in Slavus*

 

"This be the last eleven day to place your bid! Don't miss out on this offer, The bid so far be 110 mina!"

[darth sithlord 306]

* Bennidict approaches the man *

"130 minas!"

[Josh3738 3137]

"Un tirteh foive!" ((New bid is 135))