Edict Of Edginess Restriction

[TheForeverRuler 0]

The Crown princess laughs, "Really now, someone thought to use a kebab as a weapon?" she snickers, clicking her tongue in distaste, "I like this Tuv guy, really knows how to stick it to the Edgy folk." she quickly makes her way back to her home with Otto, writing a quick letter to Tuv.

"Tuv,

It's correct to assume that I'm allowed to get upon the roof to shoot from a safe distance should I be needed to assist in any way, aye? I've got a pretty decent grip if in my regular outftt, but probably be best off on the ground if in my armor.

And how tall is freakishly tall for Humans? I've had unusual amounts of growth while a child, can't really tell how tall I am though. [[5'9"]]

Nicely done with the Edicts.

Crown Princess Isabelle Carrion of Ruska"

[cruzazul 2815]

((It would actually be very nice and if these were expanded upon and made properly serious. With a little adding and replacing involved it would be a breeze. For example, if edginess were re-termed "Indecency" and you started making laws for women letting their shoulders show, etc.))

((That was actually a law back in earlier Oren. I would like it to come back seeing almost all women wear some skimp two piece outfit in a freezing cold biome lol))

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Art blinks.

"Now how will I use my perfectly polished, perfect and sharp as air shiny five foot long katana of execellence?"

[Swgrclan 2682]

Abdiel, having heard news of this "edict" many days after it was released, sits in his office with a angry frown plastered upon his features. He promptly retorts to the edict, speaking to himself as always:

"**** you, you can't oppress me."  

 

[[ srsly doe

this is a bit iffy. Killing someone for their "edginess" (y'all are using the term too broadly) is excessive ]]

[Dr. Eggnog 74]

((Somewhere... An assassin cries.))

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

[[ I've authorised the killings because lets be frank, no one pays the fines and no one listens to the warnings. They all think they're character is top ****. ]]

[Swgrclan 2682]

((I told the bugger to use 'Ridiculousness', hate edgy being used. These laws will be edited/expanded upon as we get a feel for how they will work IG. As for the last point, keep an eye out for the Marriage Act! (no aspect of life is safe) ))

 

 

 

*A letter returns*

 

You honor me with your compliments, Princess. Of course, you will have no problem upon the roofs as a member of royalty. Just please try not to make a habit of it.

 

We figure Godfrey had the right of it, no normal man should be above seven feet.

 

My thanks,

 

Tuv

 

 

(( Fines, gruff words, and jail haven't been working and they keep killing my guards : (  ))

[[ oh, well, then it's somewhat understandable then. Cracking down if it gets out of control is necessary, keep on trucking comrade ]]

[Haelonavious Varunthaar 12]

Idius laughs seeing the new laws, "Ah wish ah was 10 foot! That'd be 'ilarious. Buh seriously, tah hell with edgeh people!"

 

He wanders away brandishing his kebabs violently.

[xboxersz 222]

As Sheldon Pascal reads this edict, he realizes that wearing a bright purple coat and a powdered wig may get him arrested. He still wears them anyway.

[MetaSolaray 242]

As he glances his hair he frowns gently as he adds, "As if going into Oren land wasn't most difficult enough..."

[Sporadic 2844]

Ellir sighs and rummages for her masonry equipment as she notices someone broke the fourth wall again.

[Ezo Karasuga 356]

Gestahl bursts with excitement after reading the edict

 

"Zis should be put into law everywhere!"

[Hanrahan 2983]

Hanrahan's ghost pauses his meditation teachings for the young royalty of Salvus to utter one word.

 

 

 

"EEEEDDDGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

 

"Don't mind that, Alex, Braen, Clavonita."

[A Spooky Witch 156]

((Personally OOC I see more of the "guards" and other citizens provoking said edgy people, I think it's the security that needs edicts, anywho as for an IC response...)

 

-Kahlan looks up at a paper she noticed pinned up to a notice board and reaches up, grasping the paper and pulling it down so she could read it better. As her eyes skimmed the page she looked down at herself, her red and black robes draping over her form. She sighed.-

"Well... I suppose I will have to modify my clothing then.." She said as she reached around, pulling on her hood to reveal the small skull house sigil woven into the hood.

[Kitten 367]

Sha looks at the edict and sighs softly.  "Time  to start a revolt....well after the baby is born...."