hellfiazz 879 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Orcs sit around Gronkkston, sharpening their axes and swords, or restringing their bows. The anticipation of a satisfied bloodlust, as well as being able to kill some necromancer sympathisers, was building. Many gave offerings to the Spirits, asking for either their blessing, or deliverance to their place beside their ancestors. However, none linger around the altars or totems for too long, as the true Orcish house of worship is standing in a pool of blood on the battlefield. As time passes, the battle ever approaching, restlessness and excitement begin setting in. Many Orcs go out to satiate their bloodlust, the waiting only causing them to hunger more for war, at the expense of the other races. Soon though, the Orcs are addressed by the Targoth. "Bruddahz! Lat ohl gruk wah mi blah tuh lat tudai. Duh nuut'albaiz hab zhuun tuh duh uzg dehr truu naychur: dey nub uunli hahbuh duh zurvuntz ub Ibliz, bud enkurij dem tuh "purzuu grukij" ub id! Agh zuu, wi muzd zhuu dem en tuun dat Urukz wulnub ztund fur duh uhlowunz ub eevul. Agh wi wull duu id, en duh wai wi gruk hozh'izd, thruu bluud agh fyur! Truzd mi wen mi blah: ef lat flat klompun uhgaynz duh alyz ub Ibliz, Krug imzelv wull prayz lat wen lat riij iz syd! Flat'n en duh naym ub duh Zpiridz, agh prutektin duh uzg frum duh eevul ub wub duh nuutyz am uhlowin, dat am duh bub'hozh'izd ohnur dat kun bi ucheev'd! Agh zuu, wen mi blah dat mi am guuin tuh ged rid ub duh skurj ub nekruumunzeh, mi truzd en mi bruddahz dat latz wull joyn mi?" Cheers, all in the general area of "Damn right we're coming", echo throughout the slowly gathering crowd. "Den wi murj un duh hyv ub skum dat am Nuuty'Uzg, agh wi tiij dem duh Uruk wai!" ((lesser race translation)) "Brothers! You all know why I speak today. The High Elves have shown to the world their true nature: they not only harbour the servants of Iblees, but encourage them to "pursue knowledge" of it! And so, we must show them in turn that Orcs will not stand for the allowance of eevil. And we will do it in the way we know best, through blood and fire! Trust me when I say: if you die fighting against the allies of Iblees, Krug himself will praise you when you reach his side! Killing in the name of the Spirits, and protecting the world from the evil that the High Elves allow, that is the greatest honour that can be achieved! And so, when I saw that I am going to get rid of the scourge of necromancy, I trust in my brothers that you will all join me? The we march on the hive of scum that is High Elf land, and we will teach them the Uruk way!" Further cheers erupt from the crowd, and many, in their excitement from the speech, go out to raid some unfortunate pinkskins. OOC: Warclaim type: Pillage Attacking faction: Krugmar Dominion + Allies Defending Faction: Enclave of Haelun'or + Allies Location: Lin'evaral Time: 17th November (Sunday), 4PM EST. Rules: No fish No h4x0rs No enchants No spawned items No crying 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty 1696 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Igor screams at Buubztik "CAN WEH 'ELP?! WEH NEED TEH GIT' OUR ANVIL BACK!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Four Fingers wonders how the high elves will get out of this one since their magic can't work without the intervention of fourth wall text mana. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draeris 3124 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Marcus de Stolistes gasps as he reads through his papers, he had some days until court. He wanted some action before he fell! With excitement he yelled "The game is on!". He grabbed his quill and started to write a parchment to be send to all leaders involved. As reprensentative of de Stolistes, until my very trial. I officially declare war on Haelun'Or for the equal reasons the orcs carry. Hereby we will use our enforcement and diplomatic relationships to take down the corrupted High elven council. may I do good in the name of de Stolistes for one last time. Expect our offensive soon, Marcus de Stolistes He grims, rolling up the parchment and placing de Stolistes seal on it, he had nothing to lose anyways. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Dreek: Ah beh 'elpin ye buuby okeh? Da 'igh elvs beh pussehsan need tu gt readeh tu git fecked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Ellsia cheers once more, for an excuse to turn the high elves into toothpaste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporadic 2844 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Ellir sits at her desk, looking wistfully out of the window of her tower. The city of Haelun'or, cradle of wisdom and stairwell to the ancestors she loves more than anything, lays silent beneath her outpost. Books on various subjects lay straddled about, from common cookbooks to Elven scripts to tomes of eldritch origin. As the bad moon rises, she begins to laugh. The sound of war drums is never far away with the battles that rage in Malinor. The lack of fraternity towards fellow Elves from her Aheral repulses her. There is power in purity, power in union. There is power in the High Elves and their earth-shattering conviction and dedication to the arcane arts. Now, the Mali'aheral are the butt of every joke, pushed around at a whim. Her laugh grows in volume, assuming the qualities of a cackle. If only they could know the retribution they would soon bring upon themselves. Ellir glances down at her sword, reflecting the gleam of pale moonlight as it lies upon her desk. She picks it up and strokes her thumb along the blade, all but drawing a droplet of her own pure blood. As the fog thickens, so does her resolve. After months of cowering deeper behind walls growing higher, the strength of Maehr'sae Hiylun'ehya will be once more put to the test. She leans her head out of her tower window and utters but a single word. "Perfect." ((Bring it)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinsir99 526 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Vierna nods "P-Pillowania will march." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3r05t4r 855 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Upon hearing of the declaration, a hooded man watching Gronkkston from afar chuckles and says: "I wonder if they ever decide to construct a Magical Cannon..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John (Zevandir) 80 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Igor screams at Buubztik "CAN WEH 'ELP?! WEH NEED TEH GIT' OUR ANVIL BACK!" Whoops meta/being a ****. Four Fingers wonders how the high elves will get out of this one since their magic can't work without the intervention of fourth wall text mana. Wow, that really made me laugh. oh so clever and original. remind me again how you're personally involved with this? and your first hand experience? maybe go look at some of the other warclaims carefully, and then keep saying there have been issues with magic. oh, while you're there, maybe refresh your memory on the three pillages that all occurred on one night, none of which were blocked by this 'fourth wall text mana'. get some humility please, and understand that there are a whole lot of people negatively affected by this mindless ooc hate, and next time you're about to heedlessly jump on the band wagon (which must be just about full by now, seriously), pause a moment and think about what your words are going to do. Marcus de Stolistes gasps as he reads through his papers, he had some days until court. He wanted some action before he fell! With excitement he yelled "The game is on!". He grabbed his quill and started to write a parchment to be send to all leaders involved. As reprensentative of de Stolistes, until my very trial. I officially declare war on Haelun'Or for the equal reasons the orcs carry. Hereby we will use our enforcement and diplomatic relationships to take down the corrupted High elven council. may I do good in the name of de Stolistes for one last time. Expect our offensive soon, Marcus de Stolistes He grims, rolling up the parchment and placing de Stolistes seal on it, he had nothing to lose anyways. In the last few days, every single post i have seen of yours has contributed towards a growing dislike, and i'm getting the opinion you are rudely posting on just about everything you can, for reasons unknown to me, and as i mentioned to you yesterday in a different post, you appear to be a misinformed, rude young man, who likes to bash on the high elves purely for the one-sided general opinion of them, whereas in fact if you took the liberty to go out and look at things yourself rather than relying on other similarly ignorant opinions, you would most likely be duly enlightened. util such a time, perhaps refrain from pressing that little grey 'post' button, until you know more of the situation, and until you have learnt a little self-control and respect. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinsir99 526 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Whoops meta/being a ****. Wow, that really made me laugh. oh so clever and original. remind me again how you're personally involved with this? and your first hand experience? maybe go look at some of the other warclaims carefully, and then keep saying there have been issues with magic. oh, while you're there, maybe refresh your memory on the three pillages that all occurred on one night, none of which were blocked by this 'fourth wall text mana'. get some humility please, and understand that there are a whole lot of people negatively affected by this mindless ooc hate, and next time you're about to heedlessly jump on the band wagon (which must be just about full by now, seriously), pause a moment and think about what your words are going to do. In the last few days, every single post i have seen of yours has contributed towards a growing dislike, and i'm getting the opinion you are rudely posting on just about everything you can, for reasons unknown to me, and as i mentioned to you yesterday in a different post, you appear to be a misinformed, rude young man, who likes to bash on the high elves purely for the one-sided general opinion of them, whereas in fact if you took the liberty to go out and look at things yourself rather than relying on other similarly ignorant opinions, you would most likely be duly enlightened. util such a time, perhaps refrain from pressing that little grey 'post' button, until you know more of the situation, and until you have learnt a little self-control and respect. ((Its an RP thread~)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rig 17581 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Whoops meta/being a ****. Wow, that really made me laugh. oh so clever and original. remind me again how you're personally involved with this? and your first hand experience? maybe go look at some of the other warclaims carefully, and then keep saying there have been issues with magic. oh, while you're there, maybe refresh your memory on the three pillages that all occurred on one night, none of which were blocked by this 'fourth wall text mana'. get some humility please, and understand that there are a whole lot of people negatively affected by this mindless ooc hate, and next time you're about to heedlessly jump on the band wagon (which must be just about full by now, seriously), pause a moment and think about what your words are going to do. In the last few days, every single post i have seen of yours has contributed towards a growing dislike, and i'm getting the opinion you are rudely posting on just about everything you can, for reasons unknown to me, and as i mentioned to you yesterday in a different post, you appear to be a misinformed, rude young man, who likes to bash on the high elves purely for the one-sided general opinion of them, whereas in fact if you took the liberty to go out and look at things yourself rather than relying on other similarly ignorant opinions, you would most likely be duly enlightened. util such a time, perhaps refrain from pressing that little grey 'post' button, until you know more of the situation, and until you have learnt a little self-control and respect. ((That's somewhat rude, try not to turn this into a flame war, just what we need, correct? Otherwise.... Well.))Mythras exhales, as he hears news of this. "I'd better help the high-elves...." He exhales, going to grab his staff, he has work to do. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Lurtz'Gorkil roars from his hermit hole as he hears of the news. Lurtz sprint jumps over to Gronkkston! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky 189 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Whoops meta/being a ****. Wow, that really made me laugh. oh so clever and original. remind me again how you're personally involved with this? and your first hand experience? maybe go look at some of the other warclaims carefully, and then keep saying there have been issues with magic. oh, while you're there, maybe refresh your memory on the three pillages that all occurred on one night, none of which were blocked by this 'fourth wall text mana'. get some humility please, and understand that there are a whole lot of people negatively affected by this mindless ooc hate, and next time you're about to heedlessly jump on the band wagon (which must be just about full by now, seriously), pause a moment and think about what your words are going to do. In the last few days, every single post i have seen of yours has contributed towards a growing dislike, and i'm getting the opinion you are rudely posting on just about everything you can, for reasons unknown to me, and as i mentioned to you yesterday in a different post, you appear to be a misinformed, rude young man, who likes to bash on the high elves purely for the one-sided general opinion of them, whereas in fact if you took the liberty to go out and look at things yourself rather than relying on other similarly ignorant opinions, you would most likely be duly enlightened. util such a time, perhaps refrain from pressing that little grey 'post' button, until you know more of the situation, and until you have learnt a little self-control and respect. ((Oh really meta? They have known about the Anvil forever now. Now please this is an rp tread and there is not need to be rude and upset that the orcs declared war on your nation.)) Boul cheers and rushes to his blarg to grab an extra spear or two. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfiazz 879 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 Buubztik sends a bird to Dizzy, and the Dwarven Lords, as well as good ol' Dreek, that reads: "CoHm tUh GroNkKzTUn eF LaTz Wun tuH BlAh uHbOwD NuUtYz." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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