MaltaMoss

Here's the question, batman. Did spoon-feeding turn the heroes incompetent? Did pandering create a dark age?

@MaltaMoss What actions can we expect the MRA to take in order to resolve this predicament?

watching people who ERP on main yap abt how we shouldn't antagonize wheel people is hysterical

Bandit "rp" is the worst rp on lotc.

I love it when people just start lame ass combat 1 block away from you and then say "d20" afterwards, not giving you any sort of actual roleplay.

2300 feet below 'sea level' in a repurposed CIA blacksite SPECIFICALLY for enemies of this 'underground deepstate'. Known as the VACUUM zone, i have been KEPT in a pill-like CELL. Bound and DRUGGED to watch 3d films on LOOP. While MY "electronic pulses" are FED to CONSPIRATORS of the pro-maltamossian regime 

Looking back at the Almaris snapshot makes me realize how much better the map design was, even the empty areas had more varied terrain and just somehow seemed more alive. Towering forests of thick conifers, mesas, open plains, alluvial hills, great river valleys, and large chains of islands to explore made Almaris just seem so full of things to get lost and discover. I've been looking through it all day and I'm still finding interesting places I've never seen before despite playing on the map for a year.

Aevos just doesn't really compare stylistically and just seems very milktoast. I hope we get a sort of map expansion soon - maybe another big island chain or half-continent to mess around in to add more variety for exploration's sake.

MALTAMOSS.

It's over. The Church of the Canon is the MOST EVIL organization on the Lord of the Craft. I'm serious! I saw Borin (with seven underscores, btw) jump out of the Hand of Horen's one hundred and seventh story window, and land in the water UNHARMED. If you didn't know, falling into water from such a height would be equivalent to JUMPING INTO CONCRETE. It's true; science confirmed it. Something must be at play here. I mean, one does not simply SURVIVE that, right? This is proof that the Church is hiding things we can't comprehend. The Curia secret discord group chat predetermined line of succession and decision making has willed that on this day Borin (seven underscores) survive that jump in order to become Pontiff after MadOne, Viros (who's making a comeback in 6 months bt) and Christ2man. It's real. There's detailed OOC documents with comprehensive plans. I've seen them. I KNOW TOO MUCH!!!! The unreformable Church is our damnation. MRA accelerationism must return to bring back the balance Canonismo needs. Please. I beg of you. It is our only chance to survive the ibleesian Church.

Love,

Maltamoss.

if rukio has 1000 haters i'm one of them if rukio has 1 hater i'm the hater if rukio has 0 haters i'm dead

Hanrahan verbatim copying letters from Martin Luther to the Pope for his minecraft sola fidei larp.

https://www.ccel.org/ccel/luther/christianliberty.ii.html

@Hanrahan you are a hack and a pedant of the highest order.

I am no longer Arch-Lector. I am Arch-Villain.

Finally got to hang up the old moderation-issued rifle. Now to see if the VA will take care of the effects of Agent Orange I got from moderating. . .

You will know him, for with peace he gathers the sons of Horen, where the sword has divided them.

I wonder which other NLs and nation politickers run things through OOC discord chats 

I've a free persona slot, what's available?

Following are all nations currently implemented on the server:
- The Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska

- The Kingdom of Norland

- The Kingdom of Balian

- The Kingdom of Numendil

- The Kingdom of Aaun

- The Commonwealth of the Petra

- The League of Veletz

- The Grand Principality of Aeltarys

- The Principality of Stassion.

- The Viceroyalty of Hyspia

- The Principality of Celia'nor

- The Crown of Amathine

- The Silver Empire of Healun'or

- The State of Nor-Velyth

- The Grand Kingdom of Urguan

- The Union of Gortrek

- The Rexdom of the Iron Horde

- The Halfling Realm of Dunfarthing

- The Serene State of Lurin

- The Unified Domian of Vortice

AWAITING IMPLEMENTION (has enough signatures on the forums):

- The Principality of Vlachia

- The State of Ravenswood

- The (2nd) Cove of Nevaehlen

Nations implemented: 20

Nations awaiting: 3

Nations total: 23

hey blog. its been a big week for me. my recent post went viral on instergram(whatever that is) and i've been getting a LOT of hate from it. im being FORCED TO REVEAL personal details to stop this ENDLESS HATE. my uncle ian was semi-recently killed by the lack of ranger funding and my family is STILL. GRIEVING. please stop sending FAKE cash to my post box. i have had to invest my sons college fund into a sniffer course because of this. yes he was wandering through the nevada woods after sun-down but that doesn't make it his fault. he was an adamant supporter of the Santos system and that DOESN'T MEAN HE DESERVED TO BE MAULED LIKE THAT.

and yes. i voted for him. you know who he is so i wont even mention the name, since so many of you HATERS seem to go red at the mention of his name.  im sorry to get so political. it just revs my engine when i see people with no business debate things that are so important to me.

thanks for reading. i'll be hosting that public meet up in the coming weeks, held after uncle ian's funeral. please don't wear another clown costume to the function. it was really inappropriate when the troll squad came to my mothers wedding in that. 

christman signing out. 

I am back and will be schizo-posting

mfw I hear about an appeal where my name is dropped more times than fifty cent says "fitty."

well you didn't have to wc balian if you missed me so much could've just said hi  @Nectorist

People who reserve a forum reply spot by posting "R" are cowards

I ******* HATE when mods act like inhuman robots. We need more like Ibn Khaldun and Mirtok...

Very sad to see a lack of apps after a recruitment drive announced :<

Very sad to see a lack of apps after a recruitment drive announced :<

Very sad to see a lack of apps after a recruitment drive announced :<

I can't wait for redlines to dictate my characters personality instead of dynamic roleplay. Very based.