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  1. "All Kengs after Norleh wereh probableh shoiteh. Wit' taeh soleh exception o' me, o'courseh." Sigrun, the self-proclaimed last Great Grand King of Urguan decreed to himself before he wrote the same message to the public. "All Kings after Norli were probably shit, with the sole exception of me, of course." He nodded to himself once more before tending to an old flask, which would have been full of diseases were it not for the permanent high-proof alcohol inside.
  2. holy the dark lord just owned ts out of all the usual forum chudspects (chud suspects)
  3. may forum power rankings

     

    1: primnya 

    2: azurelexi

    3: polarlol

    4: xo31

    5: chimera1999

     

    thank you

  4. Sigrun 'Undeadslayer' Stonehammer gazes up at the moon, hoping to see a star soar to Khaz'A'Dentrumm. "He wos among taeh best o' us." He concluded to the random goblin he had recruited to scribe his entire life story.
  5. in theory no it doesnt have to be historically and in practice indubitably kill them all
  6. stopped a racist from beating someone up at the urgent care today

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    2. Chimeraof1999

      Chimeraof1999

      I believe you, sigrun 

    3. Ardory

      Ardory

      He truly is… the tough guy

    4. Urban

      Urban

      Was the racist from the former isle of Urk?

  7. chud gate tester vs stupid vampire rper eternal deadlock
  8. "Tha' littleh laddeh has goneh insane." Sigrun 'Undeadslayer' Stonehammer, the last great Grand King of Urguan, Hero of Dungrimm, Clan Father of the Greatest clan ever the Stonehammers, Dragonslayer, Three-time Grand Champion, Three-time Grand Marshal, Slayer of all Khorvadspawn under the Sun and Moon, Champion of the Wilds, former Clan Father of the Irehearts, and still the Priest of Dungrimm states.
  9. do i get an empire wand and diamond gear
  10. Ghetsis Mareno gazes from the walls of Myrine into the dark sky above him. "Brother, I appreciate all you have done for our family. May you and your sharp mind rest easy, for I could never have done what you did for this house." The now retired veteran lights up a cigar from a box he had hidden from his worried niece. "I told her I would quit for my health, but this situation requires a cigar."
  11. everyone who has ever had alchemy is a CHUD!!

     

    lame ass FEAT get yourself a REAL MAGIC!!

     

    You're not COOL my unborn great grandchild ALREADY HAS THE FA!!!

  12. april forum power rankings

     

    1: slorbin

    2: mailcop

    3: primnyaquorum (washed)

    4: spaazmatism

    5: unwillingly

     

    non negotiable list

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    2. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      the unwillingly situation is crazy

    3. The Tough Guy

      The Tough Guy

      12 hours ago, xo31 said:

      how did i fall off


      do better.

    4. xo31

      xo31

      Yes sir.

  13. do not get the alchemy fa (impossible for 90% of lotc players)
  14. stop calling me out bro 🥀
  15. Sir Ghetsis Mareno lit a cigar as his face paled, spotting a small boat off the coast of Myrine. Soon he saw it burst aflame in the far distance. "My friend, my Emperor. We have known eachother since we were kids. It is only fair GOD gave you a weak body, for your mind was sharp enough to conquer the continent. I hope in the end, your insatiable mind was satisfied. Though knowing you, friend, I doubt it." He gazed at the trident near his person, and the polished set of Dragon knight armour to his left as he sat atop the peak. As soon as the burning wood floating off the coast extinguished, so did Ghetsis his cigar.
  16. lowkey can you absolutely destroy sarahbarah for me
  17. RESIDING JUDGE: ULFAR STARBREAKER PROSECUTION: GALLIO 'CHIMERA-SLAYER' GRANDAXE DEFENDANT: SIGRUN 'UNDEADSLAYER' STONEHAMMER, REPRESENTING HIMSELF. VERDICT GIVEN: NOT GUILTY. COURT NOTES: SIGRUN HAS AGREED THAT STANDING UP ULFAR STARBREAKER WASN'T VERY COOL OF HIM. COURT WENT ON BREAK FOR FIVE MINUTES TO ENSURE GALLIO'S FALCON DID NOT DIRTY THE COURTROOM. SIGRUN TRIED TO IMPRESS THE JUDGE BY JUGGLING A BALL OF WHITEFLAME. ULFAR WAS NOT EFFECTED. KJELLOS' JUSTICE WAS UPKEPT. NARVAK OZ KHRUM KHAZADMAR
  18. Yuta is still a bum @Spoopy_Duck Higuruma my goat
  19. I did fight in the war. I'm just a winner.
  20. allat to add nothing to the convo mailcop going back on the forum power rankings excellently done
  21. "Among the best of us." The Whitefish commented.
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