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DEEP IN THE DESERT, THE LEGENDARY GLIMMER-WIELDING OLYMPIC MARKSMAN KNOWN AS THE BUCKET BANDIT BATHED WITHIN HIS BUCKET, TRIMMING HIS FINGERNAILS AS HE PREPARED FOR THE ONCOMING SWARM. . .

MC Name: creamynoteblock Character's Name: Cain Character's Age: 32 Character's Original Race (N/A if not applicable): Human Transformed form: Siliti Creator's MC Name: Traveller Creator's RP Name: Otton Briefly explain the lore behind this construct or creature: Parasites — Vampires — The twisted children of Malghourn. Effectively immortal creatures, they are bound to the 'ethereal marrows'. This renders their organs (barr the brain and heart) entirely option in make, though not freed from pain, this means they are able to sustain injuries aplenty without dying. Should death occur, a siliti may chose to leave behind a corpse or unravel into a quivering mass of gore that disperses over time. Unable to consume conventional food, Siliti are forced to sustain themselves on the Genus found in a persons blood. Genus cannot be stored for more than three OOC hours or 1 narrative day. A well-fed siliti must consume 2 units of genus every one OOC week. A starved siliti must consume 2 units of genus every two OOC weeks. A withered siliti must consume 2 units of genus every four OOC weeks. Siliti have three states: Well-Fed — A healthier version of their apparent age, impossibly mortal in appearance. They have access to every ability. Starved — A sickly, older version of their apparent age. Their nails will grow and eyes will marble or turn an unnatural colour. They begin to loose access to their innate abilities. Withered — The closest a siliti will come to entire degradation. They grow haggard and dilapidated, unable to access any magics they might have (save for BM). After four weeks (assuming a fine feeding was had) they will wither, rot and turn to ash. Siliti are bound to nine different bloodlines. A siliti will be unable to bare healthy children, all of them will be born with a myriad of maladies. If this construct or creature has some form of aesthetic choice, can you describe how they look? Siliti are regular in appearance when not under the effects of metamorphosis or starved/withered (as detailed above), such as elongated nails, marred skin, malformed teeth, torn skin, pointed ears etc. Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it: No Do you agree to keep Story writers updated on the status of your magic app?: Yes Are you aware that if this creature is shelved, your character may be given the option to revert or be indefinitely shelved? No Memey RP or using this CA for subpar villain/bandit RP can lead to your app being denied, even after acceptance. Please put "I understand" as your response once you have read this part and understand the consequences. I understand Have you applied for this creature on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app: No

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making sorvian lore interesting

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On the peak of a distant volcano, a red drake stirred. The occasional clang of a hammer against steel harmonized with the sizzling of potions in the making, as that Nephilim prepared both himself and the members of his titanic retinue to defend San Luciano.

"Very nice writing, Oijin!" Goc wrote from the grave.

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Atop the tower stood Taamnahkrin, conversing with his sagely elder brother only moments after its resurrection. Their words drifted amongst the hallowed winds of Tor-Azdroth, as the exalted An-Gho sought its resumption.

Deep within a distant, cruel stone, the Stone Rex laid, his vessel slowly remolding itself after the interruption of his honor klomp.

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