"I don't like wood elves as much as the next guy, but this is clearly fake! Their catchphrase is 'The wilds no know honor,' so they wouldn't ask you to defend their honor!"
In the midst of engorging himself in a cheap buffet, a burnt man suddenly collapsed, striking his head on the corner of a table as he was sent towards the ground.
"YeeeeOOOOUUUCH!" The man proclaimed.