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  1. Time to bunga at 3 A.M. Long live summer!

    1. Korvic

      Korvic

      UHTIS UHTIS UHTIS BABY

    2. Antharin

      Antharin

      6Am, sleep, wake up 9AM.

    3. Antharin

      Antharin

      What day is it? I dun car!

  2. To all loyal Salvians, your King is fine despite having no power. Upon my return all NationalGrid execs are to be placed in the stocks.

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    2. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Large Green Darkelf eyes,

      *NEVER* he shouts

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      Just for that comment we shall pelt them with rotten vegetables, which shouldn't be a problem as everything in my refrigerator is slowly rotting due to no power.

    4. Shadeleaf
  3. To all those fly cats that want to contact me and the PM isn't working, feel free to e-mail.

    1. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      A fly cat... Hmm...

  4. Triple overtime; time for bed.

  5. Undead staff: Check.

  6. Watching a movie with Sean Bean flying a plane. This won't end well. xD

  7. Well, guess I have an excuse not to pay the guards now.

  8. What a kind and gentle soul. Doing such good work for the greater good of society (and banging the nurses): http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/15/world/europe/italy-berlusconi-community-service/

    1. AlmondTree

      AlmondTree

      THis guy is..such an idiot tbh..

    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      Yes, but he's /my/ idiot.

  9. When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.

  10. Who's the dummkopf that's going around saying Oren wants to genocide the Elves and kill the High Council? Oren wants none of that and people that think so are either gullible beyond measure or just trying to cause trouble.

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    2. Salamandra

      Salamandra

      Kill all da elves.

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      Last I checked the server is down so I cannot master butt pinching yet.

    4. IrishPerson

      IrishPerson

      What Jex said.

  11. Why am I abdicating the throne of Salvus you might ask? Because http://i.imgur.com/PT07Y81.jpg

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    2. Peter Chivay
    3. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      His reign was noteworthy for... history will be the judge of that.

    4. MamaBearJade
  12. Why do so many people wish they could be me? :/

    1. Dat Burkester

      Dat Burkester

      Cuz ur da bunga bunga king

    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      Good point.

    3. Shuness

      Shuness

      *doesn't really want to be Hightower*

  13. Why is the ale always gone?

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    2. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Because Bo dyes his

      hair white with Ale :3

    3. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      I had my own derpfest yesterday, perhaps that explains it.

    4. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      Because Haelphon is asleep?

  14. Wonderful solo at the Solace Palace by the Butler of Arethor.

    1. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Don't touch my stuff!

  15. Woot, MPM is updated.

    1. Pum!

      Pum!

      =O Really? Lemme see!

    2. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      Old news is old

  16. Writing essays like a boss.

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    2. KarmaDelta
    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      tbh, that would probably make me finish sooner.

    4. 0000

      0000

      Dat Hightower uses Don't Procrastinate! It's super effective!

  17. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  18. You built your church next to the Hightower Manor. Commence the neighborly disputes and stealing of lawn mowers!

  19. YOU CHEESEHIPPO ELEPHANTANTASTIC SKIPPERLIMPING DINGLEBERRY. ABOUT BLOODY TIME YOU SHOWED UP.

  20. You guys wanna hear a joke? Dwarven honor.

    1. Cracker
    2. Luchian

      Luchian

      Even joke funnier? supporting genocide

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      These jokes are getting less and less funny ..:<

  21. Your signature almost made be break my monitor. Thought there were bugs on it so I tossed a roll of paper towels at it. -_-

  22. Расцветали яблони и груши, Поплыли туманы над рекой.

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    2. Peter Chivay

      Peter Chivay

      google translate is a hell of a program

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS KATYUSHA!

    4. Temp

      Temp

      No. Take your fruits elsewhere.

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