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  1. 70 kg isn't overweight, right? RIGHT?

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      200 lbs here as well o.o I'm a big dude.

    3. JtPv

      JtPv

      6'@180 :DD

    4. The Media Wizard

      The Media Wizard

      Silly foreigners, using the Metrics system.

      5'7'' and 250 lbs.

  2. WW1 & WW2 causes summarised: Germany dun gone goofed.

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    2. XkynarethX

      XkynarethX

      Hunwald, WWI started because of the Sarajevo assassination, that happened because Austria wanted the Balkans so that it could harvest Asia's resources. Nobody is right. It is all just greed, that both Germany, Italy, Serbia, Finland, Saudi Arabia, France and ALL the nations in the world have.

    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      At the beginning of the 20th century every nation in Europa wanted war. Land, power, resources - doesn't matter, because what they got was something they did not expect. Before WWI war and battles were viewed as something honorable. You would either die or return a hero. Things like sulfur mustard, tanks, air strikes ... the amount of destruction it brought de-romanticized the war. Europa is united now, like it never was before, because nobody wants that to happen again and as a German sp...

    4. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      Still Germany's fault for being so aggressive.

  3. Day 35: The Dolan Disease has infected everyone on LotC, I'm the only one left, Dolan Disease affects the users speech and makes them a murderous duck. Time to cure the infection, one bullet at a time. *ka chaks shotgun*

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *hands out thousands of chainsaw guns that are also flamethrowers* Oh we will.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Pegacorn acually is dolan

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      All hail the Pegacorn!

  4. It's great being a baker. The ladies loaf me.

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    2. Blocky

      Blocky

      These jokes are tasteless.

    3. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      Gingernut, why don't you loaf me?

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      I loaf you, Monkey. If only you loved me dough.

  5. Doctor Who tonight!

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    2. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      David Tennant was the best. Looking forward to it.

    3. Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer

      Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer

      Barack Obama is the next doctor

    4. Ezo Karasuga

      Ezo Karasuga

      I miss Saul's Redstone Screwdriver

  6. If you had a super power, what would it be?

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    2. Dargene

      Dargene

      Superpower to have everysuperpower... xD

    3. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      The power to give myself as many super powers as I want.

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      ^ You mean powergaming, right? :3

  7. Everyone ready to vote? Red Leader standing by.

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Copy that, all units! Full frontal atack!

    3. Volutional

      Volutional

      Hey, dun forget the Gold Squadron. Those movies don't make sense since X Wings only have torpedoes, Y Wings have the bombs man.

    4. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      They used the proton torpedoes anyway. ::P

  8. Can't wait to get back on in the summer holidays! Anything interesting happen, lately?

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      ....Dancers? I feel like I said something about that a while back

    3. tnoy23

      tnoy23

      ...What just happened?

    4. Stephensj
  9. Lego or Legos? Discuss.

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    2. SparehoeCakes

      SparehoeCakes

      I say Legos. Sue me. I'm not givin' a F***,

    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Common plural for Lego in Germany is Legos. Deal with it.

    4. Lym

      Lym

      ^ German Master Race

  10. Lost my race to two Public Schools by less than a length! Very close race, but heres the kicker: my crew and I have never rowed together in a Tandem-rigged Coxed 4

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Matt, I'm in a normal, chavvy secondary school. I was AGAINST private schoolers ;)

    3. mmat

      mmat

      Ah, much better. CHAV

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      ^ I'm a LAD.

  11. I'm only 5ft 10", and I'm already taller than the vast majority of people I've encountered. Weird, no?

  12. I know I've missed a few things, but did/do we seriously have a location named "Winterfell"?

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Most of us had only gathered that it was all about incest, we were pretty much right.

    3. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Pfft. All I know about GoT is what I learned from the SNL skit of it being directed by a 13 year old boy.

    4. Ezo Karasuga

      Ezo Karasuga

      I used up i think 6 staves trying to kill Zebanna that time. it was atleast a 300 block chase filled with lightning bolts.

  13. http://essaytyper.com/ Step 1. Click link. Step 2. Enter needed essay. Step 3. Type random gibberish. Step 4. ??? Step 5. Profit!
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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      10 points to Alter! The site uses the text from the wikipedia article of the term you entered.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Not sure what idiot WOULD use this page for an assignment...

    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      It literally says "Wikipedia" at the bottom of the page. ._. #Unamused

  14. Favourite anime series? 3,2,1 go!

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    2. Haldon

      Haldon

      Basilisk and Black Cat :3

    3. MonkeyCoffee
    4. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      It's called Pocket monsters.

      ...God I love Pokémon.

  15. I love talking to people from this community, all of you are great, intelligent and incredibly humorous!!

  16. Why do girls in my school think it's funny to tease socially-awkward boys by sitting next to them and giggling with their friends? Makes me angry >:[

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    2. blindmind

      blindmind

      It's an ego trip for them, just play it cool like the girl was someone you know, and it won't be a bother.

    3. Mystery

      Mystery

      Oh, Well I'm a smooth talker. I just usually just listen in and giggle. Then there all like OMG you did not hear that. That is how you begin ;)

    4. Ford

      Ford

      Backhand them all.

  17. How do Orc roleplayers even understand Orcish? NUB SKARH BLAURH BLAH. I don't understand anything they say ,-,

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    2. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      We make it seem more elite than it really is. It's really just sounding out the words and misspelling everything with horrible grammar and the addition of an occasional Black Speech word. It's like if Sloth read a Winnie the Pooh story.

    3. Cirdanoth

      Cirdanoth

      You, Sir, are stupid for not understanding the blah. Silly white monkey(?)

    4. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      I definitely like where the orcs have taken it though, but as you said some make it more elite than it is :p

  18. Seeing as UK ISPs will be automatically blocking access to pornography unless customers decide they want it unblocked, will this mean that online Game of Thrones episodes will be blocked? >:3

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    2. Danny

      Danny

      I'd rather pay for their upkeep, as they bring it all back in and more. ;)

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      True, they're a major part of our tourism industry...

    4. Lita

      Lita

      If it was passed, Anonymous would be on their a** so fast.

  19. Please be winter already, I can't cope with this heat.

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    2. Parading

      Parading

      Winter literally just ended where I live so shut up.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Take me with you, Cheese

    4. 3VN

      3VN

      Pfft, hot? Pfft, cold?

  20. Got accepted, almost punched and broke my screen doing my victory dance.

  21. TIL: Not many people seem to know TIL means "Today I Learned".

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      ^^ It's Imgurians.

      www.imgur.com

    3. gingernut97
    4. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      So you learned my irl name? Gudboi *pats*

  22. I think i might have drank a bit of vodka, i thought it was water ;_;

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Oh I'm sorry, Gemmy! Not all of us drink as much as you may do! >.<

    3. The Vodka

      The Vodka

      You drank me?

    4. Eetswa
  23. Just found out what yaoui is ;_; *puts gun to head*

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    2. danic

      danic

      Most straight males enjoy lesbian things. Ditto with some straight women with *** things.

    3. danic

      danic

      Why is g-ay censored -.-

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      I was wondering that myself...I thought you were censoring it yourself O_o

  24. Any good authors you guys can suggest? I've read almost every single Stephen King book published and want another author to shower my affections upon also.

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    2. SebastianA500

      SebastianA500

      Tolkien is great!But

      if you also like some more

      recent and modern stuff,

      I recommend The Alchemyst: The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas series

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      From stalking you, Panda suggests Darren Shan

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      ^ lol Panda, read all his Demon books and Darren Shan books yonks ago :P

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