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  1. I wanna buy a horse. Anyone selling? Doesn't have to be real ******* fast or anything, just something to make me look fancier and for making transportation over vast areas less of a hassle.

    1. Destroyer_Bravo

      Destroyer_Bravo

      200 for 12m/s donkey

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      give that donkey to @Travista its a horse i want. but thanks anyways bravo ;)

  2. @Tahmas Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~*

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      i keep clicking read less but it doesn't erase the memory of this

  3. Forum update? Seems like Christmas came early, and so did I.

    1. problematic z

      problematic z

      yeah honestly ***** just make the whole thing snow ay

    2. J

      J

      I wish I could type today. But uh.. That's a really poor world edit job, jesus.

    3. Travista
  4. Doctor Pavel, Im CIA

  5. How does one get to the library of draugur?

    1. cablam

      cablam

      If you take the Oren boat from spawn, on the same dock that you land at there will be a little dingy on the right side of the dock which is labeled Library of Dragur. Once you take that, travel west along the coast and you won't miss it!

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      But there's no boat labeled that here :(

    3. cablam

      cablam

      Is there not? It should be a small little wooden dingy. If its not there, take the boat to the High Elves and travel East along the coast. I am looking to get a better route to us right now so that should be cleared up soon enough!

  6. Skinners please... I beg you

    1. Reeg_

      Reeg_

      I'll take a look at it 

  7. Gosh. Everyone are so friendly tonight

    1. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      you need to attend literacy class

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      I'm not a native english speaker thanks

    3. Papa Liam

      Papa Liam

      You should still attend literacy class

  8. So how do we get dyes, friends? Please respond

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    2. Violino
    3. christian2142

      christian2142

      Flowers are inefficient unless you have whole crap-tons of bonemeal. Beetroots are by far a better alternative to roses if you have the right farming level, or just hunt for some public crop dump chests. 

    4. 2samspan

      2samspan

      It's pretty easy honestly. Most of it comes from farming, but some stuff (like lapis or bone meal) can be gotten through mining or lumberjacking. Talk to an adept+ farmer, they should be able to get you a good amount. I have some I can give if you just need them fast.

  9. Half my skype notifications are baidu links. 

    1. Wendigo

      Wendigo

      Right? Wth is going on.

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Baidu antivirus has finally revealed its true claws and shown up itself as a camputer vairus. protect yoursefles, hide your houses, protect your childrne

    3. Travista

      Travista

      Anschluss mit Sumpfreich

  10. How come there still isn't a LotC Warband mod?

    1. Shalashask

      Shalashask

      >Raid a settlement with more than 4 people
      >Game crashes

    2. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      Because modding is a long and lengthy process, and nobody here has the time to.

  11. Haha, now hold on. Are you telling me that our people used to be Kings and the like?

    1. Shalashask

      Shalashask

      Believe it or not, Sweden used to be ruled by European kings!

  12. Post what you're listening to!! xoxo

     

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    2. Reeg_

      Reeg_

      I was quite recently listening to Take on Me, though, that's funny. 

    3. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      whats that extract from the bible where harambe saves the child? that in audiobook

    4. Man of Respect
  13. 77 more reps and i achieve 2000:)

    1. Medvekoma

      Medvekoma

      You may praise Cersei for reps. ~10 available each day.

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Time to shitpost like me and Aengoth... come up with something

  14. I know we're nearing Halloween and all but your profile picture's gotta GO. 

  15. Jojo is the only acceptable ***** cartoon.

  16. Local clown given involuntary face massage by spooked hiker. Police says: "Keep up the good work."

     

  17. You better not be a manhunter..

    1. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      Away with you vile beggar!

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